SecretFrog

Writing prompt? No. Writing much delayed.

what is important to understand is that chell is not a woman in STEM. she is a woman trying desperately to get out of STEM

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

#my brain deciding what information to retain

im sure the first person who had bigger fish to fry was pissed there wasnt an aphorism for their particular quagmire

so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.