hi

I need this gif reversed

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

hi welcome to ocd simulator; there is not a gun in your backpack. but also you should check. also dont go through any metal detectors. but also dont be obvious about it because you have a gun. but also you dont and dont Check because that also makes it seem like you have a gun. no i know you have a tiny cross chest bag. its just a really tiny gun.

I thought i had a bomb on me cause my monster (with the twist top) made a loud booming noise when i opened it in my classroom. I couldn't open it for the rest of the day cause then i thought that the others would think i had a bomb and I'd get in trouble. That was a weird day.

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

maybe women are stronger than you think

Sorry listening and learning here

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

At least it's not ai. It may be bad in your eyes but at least it's not ai. Your first draft will always be better that ai. No matter how heinous, clumsy or awkward it feels. It will always be better than ai. Wear your human struggle with pride, damn it.

we fucked up