adorable baby animals go here

I got a deviantart account to look at creature designs and immediately learned that deviantart in 2023 is like 85% AI generated fetish porn

In hindsight I don't know why I did this because every time I visit that website I learn about a new fetish no matter what I was seeking to find.

anyway forget the intellectual property debate, we need to scour AI art from the face of the earth because it's creepy, soulless, and ugly as shit from a butt

Why has AI art been getting...worse? Not in terms of things like "can it draw a hand or not" but in terms of like...being appealing in some way. The uncanny valley effect has gone WAY up for me

...I see.

ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

This applies to other adulting activities, too. When I was a kid, I decided that I wanted to have a wedding cake made of doughnuts. When I got older, I figured that I would be “mature” about it and get a traditional cake, which the older adults approved of. Now that I’m 25 and facing the possibility of actual marriage in the near future, I’m just like “marriage is a social construct but it comes with tax & insurance benefits, so just give me that goddamn doughnut cake.” If they don’t like it then they don’t have to come to my wedding.

GROWING UP DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO ABANDON WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.

i would like to add to this wonderful post that this applies to stuffed animals/plushies too!! if you’re an adult/older teen and you still sleep with plushies, good for you!! i have about eight plushies that i sleep with, i’ve been doing it since i was an infant, fuck the press, and enjoy your giant pit of squishmallows.

I would sell my soul to be able to paint any of my rooms. Landlord Beige and Eggshell are the worst colors. To each their own but the fact that some people have the ability to make their house colorful and then don’t for the sake of like modern minimalism is just mindblowing to me

I’m back to working at the paint department in Home Depot while I’m going back to school and yesterday a lady came in and grabbed half a dozen pink swatches and slammed them down on the desk. In a very chipper voice she informed me that her front door was currently a lovely shade of yellow, but her asshole neighbor had just painted his the same color and she refused to have any commonalities between their houses so she was going to repaint hers bright pink. We had great fun choosing the exact shade and she left looking very smug and excited. It was fantastic.

the Aztec were right, that is absolutely an omen worth building a city for

No I literally saw this yesterday morning. A juvenile eagle was just sitting by the side of the road with a snake in its talons. I was saved from having to found Tenochtitlan in the hills of Berkeley solely by the absence of a cactus in the scene.

imagine sliding this down mid conversation lmao

In a good day I'm in yellow ngl...

I need this for... reasons.

you know what? this sort of thing should be normalized. if im talking to someone, and they feel like they need a social break, let them use this! plus it might help people who have trouble telling where they're at on that scale

BRB BOUGHT TO GO ORDER ASAP

Me too man, me too

I need this so bad

All I can picture is my wife making eye contact with me at a party and sliding it aaaassaaaaall the way down as a way of telling me she'd like to leave now.

all i can picture is my wife making eye contact as we walk towards the party and sliding it allllll the way down as a way of telling me that i am forcing her to socialize against her will and that we could be on the couch petting the dog right now

I'd want to be able to control this from a remote in my pocket. (Mentally/magically would be even better.) That way, I could have it drain away on its own during a conversation.