fish fear me women and nonbinary people want me

feeling like the fucking "i miss my wife tails" meme i miss my partner so much rn

marceille from dungeon meshi is a dead wife guy if you think about it

i shouldn't have to get a job people should pay me because i'm pretty, have a nice ass, and contain an unfathomable amount of hopeless yearning

yk if you're going to rip off better than revenge by taylor swift for the modern era at least lean into the rock elements man

what do you mean topless beach i'm standing right here

one thing i really, really like about choji's characterization is that his kindness is encouraged and nurtured instead of demonized as weak, he's really good representation of not only someone who would've been seen as overweight at the time of naruto's serialization, but also positive masculinity, and that's a great thing coming out of naruto of all places.

sasuke uchiha is a great character not only because the portrayal of a kid with ptsd in a world that encourages revenge through violence who is being exploited by others for their own personal gain is really really well done, but also because he is the epitome of a sad wet cat.

rewatching naruto as an adult just reminds me of how genuinely good and genuinely mishandled the entire story and cast is

happy gay month! i hope all of you experience as much queer joy as is humanly possible (with some exceptions they know who they are)

god i love my best friend how else would i be looking up snail genitalia at 6:30pm on a sunday

redo the entire naruto anime but this time shikamaru gets to say fuck

if it weren't for the fact that talking to people is icky istg i would make a killing on dating apps i have the flavor of charisma for it