Ghost on the Shore

No you don't understand I need to see him crawling, covered in blood, horrifically injured, and traumatized

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle

Tumblr is just a community developing a new dialect in record time

The fact that in mere months "I'm bald" became an actual way of saying "None of the above" is insane. It's insane.

the sign in button?

unfortunately i do believe posthaste is one of the funniest words out there. how quick am i doing something? fast as fuck my good sir

Why is everything else squares?

That's a good old fashioned American Grid System

ID: a skeleton running through semi transparent fire. At the top, cheerful pink and orange words read "you can just start!" At the bottom, in cyan and blue: "you don't need permission to develop a new interest or skill!" In pink, yellow, and green, "If it sucks, hit the books!" Cut out from blocks of cyan and green: "The time will pass anyway!"