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the final rule of being a sports fan is BELIEVE IN MIRACLES

watching serena playing at wimbledon on my tv in the year 2026 is so fucking insane

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.

every day people are out here weaving elaborate fictional narratives for nhl players meanwhile pwhl players will just straight up say shit like “we were skinny dipping with team canada while training for the olympics and a shooting star passed overhead and no one else saw it but us and we locked eyes and thus began a secret teammate romance that almost fell apart after we lost the gold medal but the next time our teams played against each other she chased down my team bus after the game to win me back and seven years later we were married and I said in my wedding vows that she was the wish I had always dreamed of and I didn’t realize it until now.” anyway true story and it happened to my girl laura stacey.

if ever the slams needed an illustration of how precariously most players are living that story of maja struggling to pay her and her team's hotel rooms for a longer than expected stay in paris certainly provides one. but of course they know about that.

this is the first time i'm happy during this roland garros. a maja mirra final. after all the curses, this is so nice

top 50 player, roland garros '26 quarterfinalist maja chwalińska!!!!!

top 30 player, roland garros '26 semifinalist maja chwalińska!!!!!!!!

21ST IN THE RANKS, ROLAND GARROS '26 FINALIST, MAJA CHWALIŃSKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maja actually did it OMG