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So in all the states where Schumer's normie Senate candidates won, Republicans are playing defense, and the only states where we're playing defense - Maine and Michigan - are the ones the leftists fucked up.
My boss has a new boss who's been dropping in to check on how different sites are doing and I keep introducing her to the clients by going "This is Hank. Hank, this is my boss's boss, she's very important, please tell her nice things about me" and that's my big Autistic secret to professional networking. Letting them think you're funny
Other fun Professional Hacks:
"Networking" doesn't have to feel like one big huge façade of manipulation and lies. You just find people you like. The things you talk about don't even have to be related, you just gotta find people who you like working with who you might reach out to for questions or projects later.
You don't need to look professional and respectable or like a "real" adult. I like to just show up and make it clear I'm receptive to jokes and quirks and weird ideas, and the people who vibe with that usually come to me.
Introduce people you like to other people you like. Talk them up. You can tell your boss "This is Mike he kicks ass, he knows everything about this place, if you want to know something talk to him, if he ever quits we're stealing him"
I found can't think of a polite or socially normal way to say something, sometimes you can just say it like "I don't know if this is dumb or not but I don't know anything about this. Can you explain what you mean?", or "I was taught something different. Should I change how I've been doing it?". I've never had a negative reaction to this.
When in doubt, ask a weird question. "What's your favorite dessert food" is a p good one. Sometimes folks think I'm childish but at least they know what they're getting into and they know I'm not judging them.
Sometimes when higher-ups approach me with a stiff upper lip I'll test the waters with a "is your job as insane as it sounds" or something similar to remind them that I, a worker performing a role, and speaking to them, a worker performing a role. If they give a stiff and measured answer I stay distant and professional. If their performance cracks and their tone changes or they smile or laugh or give a funny reply I know I can relax and joke a bit too.
I still don't enjoy business stuff outside of the most basic day to day duties of my job and conventions n shit are still pretty draining but learning that other people are also following a script and the performance has room for "yes-and" type improv has helped a lot
do europeans know about beverage drive thrus
I saw this and IMMEDIATELY tossed it into my international chat like a live grenade and it has caused much mayhem, so thank you. Results so far:
Mixed results from the Americans because this shit is legal in only 30 states and almost impossible to get past a zoning committee so while they exist, they're extremely localized. Lots of yelling at Ohio.
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Saskatchewan: "What's insane to me is that you have these with the population density you have. What am I going to hit in Turtleford?"
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Bahia and Sao Paulo: "I'm stunned we don't have these tbh."
Prague: "We have these in my city, but only for boats."
Manaus: "My uncle has one of these! He also has a window on the other side so you can drive your boat up too :)"
(much Brazilian and Czech high-fiving)
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Brisbane: "There's an astonishing level of trust being displayed that people aren't just going to open a beer immediately"
Tallahassee: "Oh no, there is 100% cop camped like half a mile down the road to arrest people who didn't stow the booze correctly."
Brisbane: "Oh it's an invasive policing operation! Yeah, that's the USA."
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Newcastle: "No, this looks correct for the country that has bears breaking into your house". (The Australians and Africans have a bit where every time someone mentions their wildlife, they mass @me (who had a bear in my house) and the guy from Singapore whose mom adopted a wild water monitor and says it's her favorite son now)
The aforementioned Singaporean: "How am I exposed to an onslaught of your media and culture at all times and you STILL find new ways to horrify me?"
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Vatican City: "You can ride your bike through the brewery to get beer but the abbot in charge doesn't like it"
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Jakarta: "We don't have this because we're Muslim but we do have drive-thru Marijuana"
Kyoto: "We don't have these because we have public transportation. You can buy liquor from vending machines at the stations though."
Munich: "We don't have these because we are disciplined enough to pack our beer with us if we are going somewhere that drinking is acceptable, or there will be beer at that location when we arrive."
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India: "Why have drive-thru Liquor, when you can have liquor delivered to your vehicle? GET ON OUR LEVEL" (no less than nine different images from across the country of people in trucks that have been specifically modified to operate the business of driving up to other vehicles in traffic and selling them liquor)
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Pudasjävi: "...I should open one of these."
Everyone: "NO!!!"
(he has decided against this because "half the year people only use snowmobiles, so I'd have to shovel snow INTO the drive all winter and that's too much work")
How does the international chat feel about the ones that are fast food-style drive thrus that serve mixed drinks, instead of being a modified liquor store?
General Consensus is that these are far more respectable and a much more sane design than "drive your truck through the middle of the 7/11"
Several people would like to know what a "Crawgator" is though, including myself.

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Candidates seem happy to benefit from toxic online supporters—right up until the toxicity becomes politically inconvenient.
We underestimate that a lot of leftists don't understand the difference between the primary electorate and the general electorate.
Like, they straight up think it's the same pool of voters.
Since this is Baby's First Competitive Election, I'll explain:
In the primary election, your voters are either all registered Democrats (closed primary) or voters who habitually lean Democratic (open primary). You'll sometimes get a Republican voting Democratic in an open primary just to ratfuck, but not by huge margins. Primary voters are much more engaged and politically aware than the general electorate.
The general electorate is all registered American voters. It is much more conservative than the primary electorate because you're trying to build on your Democratic base and capture Independent voters. No Independent voter is more to the left than the typical Democratic voter. Your Democratic base is your ceiling. If your ceiling doesn't outnumber Republican voters, you have to get Independent voters or you will lose. More Independent voters currently think the Democrats are too far left compared to those who think the Republicans are too far right. The median Independent voter has political beliefs that cannot be neatly put into boxes because they're not politically engaged and usually just go by vibes.
The average Independent voter is the kind of person who probably voted for Gary Johnson because they thought Trump was a disgrace, but couldn't stomach voting for Clinton. If you can't win over those people, your campaign is DEAD.
Much as they may deny it, these bozos are clearly all trying to emulate Obama. Barack Obama's win in 2008 was a fluke, and I don't think leftists realize that. I was a teenager and had a front-row seat to how bad shit was, although I didn't understand it all at the time (I have since read research about his campaign and he was underwater before key endorsements). George W. Bush was considered a national disgrace. "Fannie Mae" and "Freddie Mac" were household names, the housing bubble was bursting, and we were on the brink of the Great Recession. And EVEN SO, Hillary Clinton had so much support that he could have lost the primary. I know this because I helped campaign for him the summer and fall of 2008, and someone I cold-called said she was never voting for him after he "did Hillary like that," and she hoped I wasn't expecting to "give him no money." EVEN SO, we were all terrified that McCain might win, and before the crash in Fall 2008, he looked like he had a fighting chance.
My dad was working with rural individuals in a neighboring county that year. He told me, not too long before the election, that someone he talked to told him Obama was a "[N-word]," but they were voting for him because of the economy. He was a populist hero ONLY in the eyes of young Democrats because he seemed like one of us. The rest of the country saw him as their last hope to pull them out of an economic hole after Dubya crashed the Clinton surplus into the ground and put us in a pointless war. And when he couldn't singlehandedly do that, they turned on him. There are states that went blue on Election Night 2008, but haven't voted for a Democratic presidential candidate since. (No one thinks of Indiana as anything other than a red state anymore.)
The ACA? Obama's triumphant piece of legislature, the crown jewel of his political career, the law that ended his supermajority, the thing any leftist would cry to be able to pass? It lost him Congress in the midterms. "Why didn't he codify Roe into law?" He couldn't. The supermajority only passed the ACA because all of the Dems agreed with it, and not all of them would support blanket nationwide legalization of late-term abortions. "He didn't codify gay rights into law -" HIS SUPREME COURT STRUCK DOWN THAT PART OF THE DEFENSE OF MARRIAGE ACT WHEN HE WAS A LAME DUCK. THAT IS WHY THE SUPREME COURT IS IMPORTANT. I was in my twenties and openly bisexual, with a girlfriend. The absolute infants screaming about neoliberalism today were in elementary or middle school. They have no idea how good they have it, because not even Trump has been able to resurrect DOMA.
And here's the thing. Even if Obama really had been a populist hero, a living avatar of hope and change, every politician has to compromise. The much-vaunted El Sayed is already softening his stances, just like I thought he would. Hong backed off her previous statements (and no doubt would have done so even more if she won), and it wasn't enough to get her elected. Troy Jackson is white and he's going to lose because he's a pugilistic moron who's Groping Platner's bestie, but even he will probably be conciliatory about his positions closer to the election.
Use your brains, people, unless they rotted out of your head from tankie bullshit years ago. And if they did, go shamble around with the other zombies and let adults make policy.
As someone whose first presidential election was 2008, it pisses me off when these leftist clowns keep saying their joker candidates are "the new Obama" (who they hate anyway, but boy do they really want a White Obama). There will never be another Obama, and certainly not from that end of the tent.
hope everyone in europe took some time to appreciate the solar eclipse today!
"you stare at the sun every day?" is also a classic.
A recent New York Magazine food feature is part of a broader media trend in which ordinary Israeli life – from cuisine and dance music to ai
I can understand people hating the actions and ideology of the Israeli government, and I myself sometimes find myself uncomfortable with how widespread anti-Arab/anti-Palestinian beliefs are in Israeli society. But it's clear that some "anti-Israel" people have decided that Israel and Israelis are evil, and that therefore everything they do must be done for evil purposes, even if what they're doing is...eating felafel and hummus? Listening to EDM music?
a million times this. “I don’t like these xyz fics” then don’t read them. THEY ARE NOT FOR YOU!!!!!!! no one forces you to read anything you don’t want to read. no one forces you to consume art you don’t enjoy. it’s so easy to click that mute or block button. instead of insulting fanfics or fan art for not fitting your personal liking, either choose something that does fit your personal liking, or write the fic you want to read yourself / draw the art you want to consume yourself.
fanfic writers and fan artists create as THEIR hobbies. they create for themselves and their own enjoyment. they don’t create for strangers’ approval

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Or policies that have been in the works since Adams or de Blasio
Or actions that in fact he cannot just do without consequences, but everybody casually ignores how not-allowed-and-for-good-reason or bad-plan those actions are
they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions
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Do not have a hot take to submit but I would like to potentially open one up for debate in the notes: Are Orthodox Jews defined by belief or practice?
As in, if you believe halacha is binding, even if you don't actively practice, are you an Orthodox Jew? Or is it based on practicing?
Yes, I know a lot of this is community based. But let's say you're in an Orthodox community, believe in what Orthodox community believes, but don't practice. Would it still be wrong to call yourself Orthodox?
This belongs on askjumblr but you caught og mod in an answering mood:
This isn’t a debate it’s just a question, with a definite answer. If you believe halacha is unchanging and binding, you are orthodox (essentially, boiled down). It’s entirely by belief, not by observance. That’s a common misconception & I understand where it comes from.
Lemme steal the words of some rabbi to explain: if you see a jew driving to shul and it’s reform and you ask them about it they’d go “no i’m allowed to/etc”, but if you see an orthodox jew driving to shul they’d go “yea, i’m not supposed to and that’s something I need to work on.”
Remember, an orthodox jew can be super non observant and a reform can be super observant, the difference is belief! Though, observance typically correlates. But yea. Idk.
I put this in the comments but on second thought, eh, I'll put it in a reblog:
I would say the answer really depends on where in the world you are, because American Orthodox Judaism tends to define itself more by practice, whereas former British Commonwealth Orthodox Judaism tends to define itself more by belief and/or community association. I say this as someone who is Orthodox with friends and family from around the world, some "Orthodox", some not, with varying degrees of observance, belief, and community association.
A Commonwealth Jew might drive to shul or use electronics on Shabbat, eat "kosher-style" rather than strict halachic kosher, etc, but they go to an Orthodox shul and wouldn't even think about going to any other kind of shul, and if asked would say that they're Orthodox if they had to label it, whereas an American Orthodox Jew might see that same Jew and would never think of them as Orthodox and assume they were Conservative or Reform. And on the flip-side, an American Jew might, out of necessity, attend a non-Orthodox shul or no shul at all, but consider themself Orthodox if they abide by Orthodox halacha, because for American Orthodox Judaism, it's practice that's considered the defining feature. And in Israel the distinctions and dynamics are also very different, because Jews are minorities in Israel and have far greater agency. In Israel there's also the added dynamics of sociopolitical labels and questions (are you pro or against mandatory conscription? do you believe in Rav Kook's vision of religious zionism? do you believe that Israel should be a Jewish theocracy or a secular democracy? etc.) which both diversify and reduce the kind of labels Jews might categorize themselves and others into.
Even more importantly, "Orthodox" as a label is not something that Orthodox Jewry unanimously chose for ourselves. In fact, it began as an exonym, used by other Jews to refer to the kind of Jews and Jewish theologies and ideologies they were opposed to. Plenty of Orthodox Jews are uncomfortable referring to themselves as "Orthodox" and might only do so if they need to clarify aspects of their identity to an outsider. Orthodox Jews might just call themselves religious ("frum" for Yiddish-derived communities) or label themselves by which specific mesorah and/or nusach they're part of (Chassidic (Satmar, Belz, Chabad, Ger, etc.), Litvish, Yekke, Yerushalmi, Dutch, Italian, Moroccan, Persian, etc.) and think that "Orthodox" is a reductive and possibly even offensive label.
I disagree that there's a straight answer to anon's question, there really isn't, because "Orthodox Judaism" is in no ways a monolith. It is a debate, and it's an ongoing debate.
It's actually quite relevant to me, because I'm most aligned with the Open Orthodox movement, who many in the Orthodox world decry as "not really Orthodox". There is an ongoing debate about where to draw the line, about who is considered Orthodox or not, and this has very serious implications in the halachic and political realms. Questions about marriage and conversion and immigration and conscription in Israel are very connected to anon's question. The question shouldn't be dismissed as something that's not a debate, because it is a debate, and it's a debate that is being hashed out in the Knesset and in synagogues, Batei Din, schools, and households around the world.
It's unfortunately not a question that can be easily answered by a couple of short paragraphs on a Tumblr post.

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I don't understand why people act like Hasan Piker is/was ever a conundrum for Democrats. I don't understand why Democrats act like Hasan Piker is/was ever a conundrum for Democrats. Skill issue. So what if he's a big political streamer? Fame is fleeting and the people who watch him do so because they want to be entertained. Simply be the better entertainer. Beat his fucking ass in the proverbial town square, make it funny and humiliating, and we will never have to hear from this moron again.
Forest service being gutted huh? THANKS GREEN PARTY
Besides the Republicans, there has never been a worse and more useless force for battling climate change and protecting the environment than the American Green Party.
That is because the American Green Party is nothing more than a Russian astroturfing project. And, they're hardly the only fake environmentalists that Russia has poured money into.
No surprise that a country whose economy revolves around oil would be invested in discrediting environmentalism.
#one of the biggest red flags for an environmental astroturfer is if they're anti-nuclear#serious environmentalists know that nuclear energy is part of the solution to climate change alongside renewables#while astroturfers rail against nuclear energy because they know that shunning it will increase dependence on fossil fuels#which is exactly what big oil wants via @sick-sad-little-world
It's also what Russia wants because their whole economy is built on oil (and gas). Nuclear power would mean energy independence which would mean no more money to fund Russia's aggression and misinformation campaigns.