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Can’t believe I’ve had to deal with the insanity of people who supported a guy with a Nazi tattoo accusing the most normie lib celebrity couple of being MAGA
It's what happens when you only care about politics so you can use it as a way to tear apart people you already don't like, not because you have anything so complex as moral convictions or desire to actually make anyone's life better.
Just pick a Democrat that never endorsed or appeared together with Platner and you might still have a shot, Maine. Don't fuck this up again.
This is a fantastic example of how statistical data can be manipulated via presentation without technically lying.

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One popular take on "deconstructions" of children's media I'll push back on is the idea that talking about how fucked up it is that a bunch of kids have to save the world is inherently pandering to adult audiences. Kids love it when kids' media is about how fucked up it is to be a kid who has to save the world – you've just gotta not be condescending about it.
Many know the pain of shampoo and conditioner that come in visually identical containers, but fewer know that if you need to buy off-brand because none of the brand-name stuff is fragrance-free it's all identical containers. A minute ago I just about washed my hands with hair gel.
Tumblr isn't any less aggravating a site to discuss trends in popular fiction on, but it's often aggravating in a different way. On most platforms it's a struggle to find people who are aware of any authors outside the very biggest names currently in publication, while on Tumblr half the responses are from people who have extensive knowledge of the classics but have evidently never read any fiction published this century.
Trying to talk about contemporary creative dialogues and folks in the notes are like "did you mean [guy who died in 1938]".
Both "het is only cool if the guy's getting pegged" and "het is only cool if the guy's dick is like three feet long" are kind of nothing stances by themselves, but holding both of those positions at the same time? Honestly, that's almost respectable.
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The real problem with D&D's contemporary culture of play is that it's basically a worse version of what Paranoia was doing forty years ago. It's a faux pas for players to display knowledge of the mechanics and the GM is expected to maintain an elaborate kayfabe where they merely pretend to be moderating a game with rules while actually doing something completely different, and they're not even allowed to kill players with orbital laser strikes for talking back.
Like, I'm not keen on any framing of play where the GM is expected to do literally 100% of the work of making the game happen, but it seems to me that if you're going to do that anyway, the GM being both allowed and encouraged to kill you with lasers whenever they want is only fair compensation.
@danwhat replied:
The number of people willing to accept players who won't read the rules even though they come back week after week is bizarre - you wouldn't accept it for any other game, and RPGs are just a kind of game! If the rules of one game are 'too complex' just switch to a different game! If they claim they 'don't have time' - cancel one session. That 3 hour block is now dedicated game-learning time, and 3 hours is plenty. Easy.
See, "RPGs are [...] a kind of game" is where the disconnect lies. There's a large chunk of the present D&D fandom who don't think of tabletop RPGs as games; they think of them as performances being put on by the GM for the audience of the players, who – like any audience – are obliged only to be physically present. In this understanding, the "game-ness" of the activity is part of the performance – i.e., the GM is merely pretending to moderate a game with rules as an act of kayfabe; there's no point learning the rules because there aren't "really" rules to learn.
(Partly this is a product of folks coming to the hobby whose sole prior experience is with high-production-value podcasts, where the GM actually is an entertainer putting on a show for an audience, and often a professional actor to boot; partly it's a product of Hasbro attempting to market D&D as a zero-entry-barrier hobby by framing the GM not as a fellow player with special responsibilities, but as a volunteer service provider whose job is to facilitate other people playing D&D.)
The observation I'm gesturing toward here is that Paranoia is a game that actually, textually works this way – i.e., the GM is a performer putting on a show for the players, and the rules are fake and don't matter – but it does so within a narrative frame where the GM is both allowed and encouraged to demand that the players dance for their amusement, so at least the fuckery flows both ways. Contemporary D&D's culture of play doesn't even offer that (indeed, in many circles a GM who expresses any preferences at all regarding what kind of game they want to run would be regarded as an odious gatekeeper!), then has nerve to wonder why rapid GM burnout is such a massive problem.
apparently the Egyptian crashout was worse than the Mexican one lmao aside from the idiotic rioting they’ve also been blaming da JOOZ for the loss, claiming messi is a JOO, fifa is owned by JOOZ, and the referee was a JOO (whilst conveniently ignoring their team’s atrocious behaviour during the match that somehow did not result in any red cards whatsoever, their coach has a history of being stupid and violent on the pitch, and Egyptian fans attacked Argentinians at the fan zones)
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Jon Stewart inflicted that moron bassem upon the western media circuit and ofc the British nazi Barbie commented
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Americans when we lose at soccer: "Your waffles suck!"
Egyptians when they lose at soccer: "DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS DID IT!"
so turns out the Jews were right about Platner. what do you know

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the worst part of being “the canary in the coal mine” is you’re dead before anyone starts doing anything