Sweet Treats?

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

fiction is about evocation not realism

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift