i’m not a witch i’m your wife

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

i was on the phone with my father earlier today talking about videogames (typical for conversation with my father), i was telling him about my lord of the rings online character who i imagine is a horse-thief from rohan and my father said “i imagine that is a very serious crime in rohan” with real concern in his voice

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

​​fucked up evil Rick Astley and his dessert spoons