A Sentient Nebula

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

Congrats on the gender. Get well soon with the executive dysfunction

no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’s

the gods that haunt this place are unlike any others

I just saw a tiktok comment saying that tumblr right now is like a place recovered from being irradiated

Sign outside Tumblr: “This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. …”

id: screenshot of tags reading “the wildlife carries on in the ruins like nothing ever happened”

#[boromir voice] i guess hobbits are just Built Different - @everyones-beau

“Are hobbits indestructible?” asks Aragorn. “Sure, why not,” Frodo replies.

how many people could be working on actual problems in the world instead of being forced to do jobs that they are over-qualified for just because they dont want to go homeless and starve?

climate change is threatening to kill us and people with biology degrees are working at starbucks if they didn’t get lucky in the nepotism department.

Millions of people want to be doctors but can’t afford medical school, it is a well known fact we don’t have enough doctors for the demand. hmm wow real efficient capitalism.

Thinking about how common of a last name "Smith" is and how that implies smiths Fucked

Money. Metal smiths get paid A Lot.

Alright, way to take the cynical approach I suppose

There were a lot of different kinds of smith for different metals and different specialisations of smithing... its not cos they were jacked, its that there were a lot of them... it was a very attractive profession

the urge to bite someone cuz you love them

I love this post bc mutuals will reblog this and itll be like. 3 posts from the top

I’m an avatar of the eye but exclusively for elder scrolls lore. I gain power and strength from absorbing more information and delight in subjecting my victims to forbidden deep knowledge

the world used to be run by Big Crabs

orcs are green because a god literally shit on them

there is technically only one god but the guys who figured that out were so unbearable they got bullied out of existence

pls OP tell me more forbidden Elder Scrolls lore, it sustains me

argonians hate the gender binary and trans their genders regularly

reminder that NPD and ASPD aren't "bad person disorder" and you shouldn't be dicks to random people because you think you're somehow superior for not being traumatized as a kid in a way that developed that way

Goes for BPD too, which is often turned into ‘Bad person disorder’ and ‘abusive person disorder’ when it’s actually ‘abused and traumatized as a kid’ disorder