I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it
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trying on a metaphor
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

if i look back, i am lost
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we're not kids anymore.
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I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it

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Common Green Lacewings: these tiny insects build loosely-woven cocoons that measure just 3-6mm (about 1/8 to 1/4 inch) in diameter
Each lacewing spends about 5 days maturing inside its cacoon, and then it cuts an opening in the top and emerges as a fully-developed adult.
Above: a common green lacewing emerging from its cocoon
Green lacewing larvae (genus Chrysopidae) are also known as "aphid lions," because they're voracious predators that often feed on aphids. They've also been known to prey upon caterpillars, leafhoppers, planthoppers, thrips, spiders, mites, and insect eggs, which is why they're widely used to help eradicate pests in agricultural contexts.
Once the lacewing nears the end of its larval stage, it builds a small cacoon out of silk and then tucks itself inside, allowing the pupal phase to begin. Its tiny green body is often partially visible through the thin, loosely-woven walls of the cacoon.
Above: a lacewing developing within its cocoon
These breathtaking photos of a lacewing climbing out of its cacoon were taken by a Danish photographer named Frederik Leck Fischer.
Above: the lacewing preparing to emerge
When the insect initially emerges, its wings and antennae are still compactly folded down against its body, and the wings have a dark, shriveled appearance that makes them almost unrecognizable.
Above: the fully-developed lacewing waiting for its wings to expand
The wings then gradually expand until they have reached their full size, which usually takes about an hour or two.
Above: the same lacewing just a few hours later
Fischer's photographs provide a stunning account of the entire process.
Above: close-up of a common green lacewing
This is a rewritten version of a post that I originally published three years ago.
Sources & More Info:
iNaturalist: Common Green Lacewing
University of California: Family Chrysopidae
Texas A&M: The Green Lacewing
Washington State University: Lacewings
Tennessee State University: Insect Predators: Green Lacewings (PDF)
Pacific Pests and Pathogens: Green Lacewings
have i shown everyone #mypetasbestos that i found on the beach? don't worry she won't hurt me unless i grind her up and snort her
My friend told me to do it and I couldn't say no
Walter White in Mario Kart Wii
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Tête Osseuse Anatomical print from the 19th-century French publication ‘Journal des Connaissances Médico-Chirurgicales’ Via: https://www.instagram.com/p/DXm-5HuiEyE/
why is it always them
at least it didn't involve classified documents this time?
no but I think finding one in a war zone and measuring it out of spite is at least on the same level
Fascinating levels of political shenanigans going on here apparently
That player who reminds the DM to make things more difficult (Robin Wood, Different Worlds 35, Chaosium, July/August 1984)
[id: a two-panel black-and-white comic titled Famous Moments in Fantasy Role-Playing by Robin Wood
in the first panel a trio of adventurers walk down a hallway. one has a sword and shield, one has a bow, one has a large axe. the one with the axe asks “Who has the torch?”
the second panel is three sets of eyes in blackness]
There’s a college in my city that has a rumor that there’s a secret basement below the known basement that can only be accessed via some hidden stairs scattered around the school or by pressing a secret number sequence in some of the elevators. The staff at the school are super annoyed by this and have no idea where this rumor started.
But I know. I think it was me.
In my defense I never intended to start a rumor. Many years ago I worked as a cleaner at the school and one evening I had to transport one of those big floor washing machines from the basement to the second level via the elevator. When the doors opened a very confused looking man stood inside. He was one of those slicked back gym-bro IT guys and made no movement to get out. The elevator wouldn’t fit him, me and the machine so I asked “Where are you going? Up or down?”
He gave me a smug shit-eating grin and said “Down?” in a mocking tone.
It took me a second to realize that of course he wasn’t going down, we were in the basement, but his look and tone annoyed me so much I refused to admit I misspoke and instead said “Yeah, down. I don’t know if you’re going to the second basement”
His smile disappeared “There’s a second basement?”
“Yeah but it sounds like you don’t have access to it so I guess you’re going up? I’ll just wait”
I never thought of it as anything other than a funny story to tell about that time I got so annoyed with a guy that I invented an entire second basement, but it turns out he probably refused to believe a cleaner fooled him and the story spread.
Mr. Beast: You have to live in this box for 100 days -
Me: Deal
Mr. Beast: and every day you live there I’ll pay you 10,000 dollars
Me: No Deal
Mr. Beast: what
Me: Let’s not ruin the purity of a game with money. Would you pay a friend 10,000 dollars for every move in chess

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Wally Dion, Green Star Quilt, 2019 circuit boards, brass wire, copper tube
I SAW THIS IN THE PORTLAND ART MUSEUM! ITS HUGE!
it shimmers like no gemstones i've ever seen: green as malachite and emerald but shot through with opal, gold, copper. photographs can't do it justice because of how it shines, as well as the way the actual material elements have their own dimensions. you can lean in and study all the fine lines of the circuits or step back and admire how the rearranged whole forms new patterns. it's one of the most beautiful creations i've ever seen.
the plot of going postal:
The Patrician told me the Post Office keeps eating his Postmasters so I asked how many Postmasters he has and he said he just goes and gets a new Postmaster afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding Postmasters to the Post Office, and then Moist von Lipwig started crying.
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Here’s my seasonal collection of vintage (mostly weird) fashion.
Newborn velvet worm crawling on its mother By: Raymond A. Mendez From: Natural History Magazine 1985
Most velvet worms are social by the way and form multi generational packs where the largest females are in charge and share food with all the babies 🙂

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can we send up a quick thank you to pdf uploaders, torrent seeders, copy sharers, scanlators, fansubbers, digitizers, paywall dodgers, and various other internet archivers for making niche art and information more accessible in a media landscape where all but the most profitable mainstream are often tossed aside and left to rot
I love march shaking like a fucking leaf here. yeah me too.