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adhd-alien

Why can I only get myself to work 2 days before deadline?? 😭 Part 2 & Poster version http://adhd-alien.com Why am I a Fish? I don't know but I'm live right now http://twitch.tv/adhd_alien/

wizardarchetypes

from now on the marine animal stranding team will only be responding to calls about sick/injured bugs.

wizardarchetypes

HOLD ON!!!!!!!

thesecretuncle

Baltimore is a beacon of hope in the war against The Machines

libraford

So like... OK. I went to three prides and one wedding this June. All of them had Casper slide and cupid shuffle. Some of them had electric slide, cotton-eye Joe, macarena, chicken dance, YMCA.

Rural Ohio is not a state greatly known for having a demographic eager to get on the dance floor. These songs are supposed to break the ice.

It did not break the ice the way it did when I was in middle school. A couple people got up to do some of them, but then went back to whatever.

Im presuming that these American folk dances are just no longer interesting to people. Or that dance floor awkwardness is strong.

So like... when putting together a Playlist for a festival or a wedding, im wondering if its better to just not have them and play other stuff from the White People Turnt list.

akinmytua2

I say start with cha cha slide and then do something like uptown funk or pretty fly for a white guy depending on the age of the audience. The general dancing always is after first dance and father daughter son mother dances so you need to switch the mood. Heck of there are kids at the wedding be silly and start with baby shark. The kids will mob the dancefloor (or whatever the new kid song is. I'm out of touch)

But you can't start with group dances unless it's a country line dance crowd. I've been to a few weddings where I got pulled into the boot-scoot boogie against my will and you can't go wrong with cotton eye joe even with a non country crowd.

White people especially in this region either need to be far drunker to dance or need someone to lead the charge (like the kiddos).

Line dancing is still alive and well, you just gotta pull it out of people.

And this is just the view of a very white very rural person (mix of European whites with some other ethnicities mixed in. We have the "two black cousins" in my family so... Yeah), other groups probably have different dance cultures.

libraford

See, cotton eye Joe did nothing at my cousin's wedding, and thats even a country crowd.

Cha cha slide and cupid shuffle got a few at one of the prides, but i think the problem is a lot of the mixes were like... all the line dances were right next to each other instead of spread out through the mix and its like... fatigue.

Like maybe we should pick a couple and pepper them in followed by like... Don't Stop Me Now or something like that instead of a solid block.

finnglas

Best thing that happened at a Pride event I went to this year was they played the new Lady Gaga song "Runway" and we split into two lines and people vogued down the corridor. I was living.

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wav48k

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

wav48k

Do you need something.

wav48k

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

wav48k

someone made a terrible youtube video searching for the source of this dog picture like it's lost media and he on-screen scrolls by a live tumblr link to this post before claiming i deleted my account, pulling up a wayback machine archived page, and then lying about contacting my ex boyfriend for more information

yorgen-sh

sayhelloanimalfriends

this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music

shithowdy

almost stepped on the tiniest frog in the whole wide world

tlirsgender

"You know what's harder than Getting Better? Living Like That" is just the thesis for my whole shit going on right now honestly. You know what's harder than doing my physical therapy? Hurting All The Time. You know what's harder than addressing my gender dysphoria? Hurting All The Time

tlirsgender

I'm Doing The Hard Thing and it's *easier* than how I was living before. If you make yourself feel better you will have more energy to spend on Getting Better. Nice inch nails - the upward spiral. Crawl out of your grave Thursday

natalieironside

Rome: Total War is a very dangerous game for me because if given the chance I will just sit there moving my little soldiers around and painting the map one color until I die of old age

natalieironside

#when I get to the point where I can see it behind my eyes when I blink#it’s time for a walk

I'll be getting ready to go to the store like "Today we go into battle against the Publix employees, warriors both worthy and brave in equal measure."

bat-in-the-machine

natalieironside

Average day in Florida

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i-am-a-fish

new game called hi

it's really easy to play

I'll go first!

hi :)

abandonedcloudyy

Floccinaucinihinipilification

abandonedcloudyy

Sorry I panicked

i-am-a-fish

it's ok!!! theres no right or wrong way to play hi, and I'm having fun playing hi with you!!

abandonedcloudyy

Awww 🥹 thank you, I have taken the time to not panic now

Hi

i-am-a-fish

OH YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS

theslowesthnery

when someone is completely fucking wrong about your blorbo but you don't want to argue about what basically boils down to opinions about shit that doesn't matter so you just sit there like

"that guy's wrong tho"

theslowesthnery

you get it

draconym

The kids on Tiktok were right actually

Making masks rules

t4tstarvingdog

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

kushblazer666

flowercrownsylveon

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