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pangur-and-grim

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

this sentence is

good

bad

Voting ended onJun 20

pangur-and-grim

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

pangur-and-grim

YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!

pangur-and-grim

a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.

and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.

yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready

pangur-and-grim

check in time:

I see the vision

it's still really bad

Remaining time: 18 hours 53 minutes

albi-mander

obviously we are talking about those long graspy claws like giant sloths and therizinosauruses, distinct from the short hooky ones on lions and such.

a thing you must know about nature is that it doesn't know very much about taxonomy or cladograms

#taxonomy

misscromwellsmonocle

The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert

darnitjack

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

human-pet-they

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huffylemon

sunbentshadows

oh dear god

sunbentshadows

I am speed running the stages of grief. Come explore this with me.

sunbentshadows

I WONDER WHY HEALTHCARE DATA IS SO LIMITED. HEY HAS ANYONE EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHY WE DON'T HAVE COMPLETELY OPEN PLATFORMS FOR HEALTH DATA. AND WHY IT'S A BAD IDEA TO HAVE WRITE PRIVILEGES VIA SOME WEB INTERFACE TO MEDICAL RECORDS. HAS ANYONE EVER WONDERED.

sunbentshadows

okay well let's look at the github. at least an mcp server is just like a stupider API. right.

STARTING OFF. BAD.

This is. a PHI nightmare.

sunbentshadows

do you think these tech guys ever think. "i wonder why nobody has done this."

sunbentshadows

Well if they had to pick an AI at least they're not using one of the sketchy ones right. thank goodn

oh

sunbentshadows

You know, I'm glad Epic put so much time into making mychart extremely secure, even with all the health systems who configure them like a drunk monkey. it would be a shame if

hmm hey what do we think 'read local passwords' does

sunbentshadows

feed healthcare data to openclaw openclaw safe for 2FA codes and passwords in plaintext nothing bad will happen to your passwords and 2FA ccodes if you feed them to openclaww

sunbentshadows

ooohghhg my fucking ggogod

FROM DISCORD??? FROM MM DISCORD? YOU WANT TO FEED YOUR OWN PERSONAL HONEST TO FUCK PHI INTO, POTENTIALLY, DISCORD??

sunbentshadows

What many users may not know about MyChart providedby EpicSystems is that MyChart providedby EpicSystems is actually kind of like a local instance that your healthcare org runs, not a "Sign in once and see everything" type of deal (unless you have Care Everywhere, and then it maybe can be. But it Depends.)

Why is that you might ask. Well you see. There are many Rules and Laws and Regulations about the use and exchange of personal healthcare data.

Which is why of course this guy, seeing a well-thought-out and tested technical position, decided "what if i get all of them at once and also the 2FA codes and stored them ALL in the same place with no encryption whatsoever"

sunbentshadows

MRN??????????? YOUR PERSONAL HIGHLY PROTECTED BASICALLY ILLEGAL TO SHARE MEDICAL RECORDS NUMBER?

sunbentshadows

????????????????????????

sunbentshadows

This is genuinely the most terrifying import i have ever seen

sunbentshadows

I LIED; WHAT

sunbentshadows

GIVE OPENCLAW ACCESS TO YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING EMAIL AND MEDICAL RECORDS NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN IF YOU FEED YOUR ENTIRE BROWSER CACHE NAD PASSWORD KEY STORE INTO OPE NCLAW

sunbentshadows

okay. i'm done. i can't. i cannot continue to look at this. this is out of this world.

how do we think this project ends

sued

straight to jail

openclaw sending messages to your forme college professors with random diagnoses

hipaa police

Voting ended onMar 25

albi-mander

i have a diagnosis

#stupit

homunculus-argument

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

flufflogic

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

homunculus-argument

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

trytocallmecal

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

homunculus-argument

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

approaching-the-scrungularity

Putting my neck out for you folks here

insomniac-arrest

I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

insomniac-arrest

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

gingerkingfisher

Fuck AI, look at my handsomest boy instead, he helps me in the garden by digging holes next to where I am digging. He is not helping at all, but I appreciate his spirit, we are bonding.

finesse-and-grace

Here is Rose with a hair comb on (she did not like it)

reggiemess

Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."

I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.

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wordfather

ingrown hairs are cowards. why are you hiding

hp-officejet-3830

Yeah but if I was an unwanted piece of hair I might crawl back to where I came from for support too

wordfather

dont do this me. dont make me feel bad for ingrown hairs. i have enough problems

sztefa001

Well if they know they're unwanted how about stop growing? Honestly I would just give up if I were them.

hp-officejet-3830

Never give up just because someone makes you feel unwanted

wordfather

stop philosophizing my ingrown hairs

wordfather

tumblr is a site that makes you shit like stop philosophizing my ingrown hairs

louthegreatfurrry

yeah

wordfather

🛤 i like this emoji.. where are we going

albi-mander

moon 🌙

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

faemorrigan

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

faemorrigan

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

albi-mander

even if the story is genuinely bigoted, i really recommend trying to have a conversation with it anyways?

recently I've been digging into a very deeply and frankly insultingly misogynistic series, which, against all odds, has created this really compelling female character whose story it can't figure out how to tell. the character's personality and backstory DEMAND that she be at the helm of her own story, and so there's a weird tug-of-war happening between the writer's storytelling instincts and his internalized misogyny.

tamamita

The difference between me and many other MLs is that I'm Tamamita

magicalastronomies

she's tamamita ✔️

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shillelagh

Heed the perils of my roach tour

tinylionsed

(x)

how fucking cool is that

there are some great stories of people answering calls in the thread, too

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