Actually a lima bean

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

being on an airplane is a lot like being in kindergarten

I wanna hear where you're going with this

- someone tells you a story / tries to teach you something using pictures, props, and exaggerated hand gestures

Used to be allowed peanuts but not these days

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps

what sort of sick twisted game is it trying to play here

It's actually so insane that we live in a time now where people can go their whole life without ever interacting with a horse. 100 years ago that was unthinkable. There are people who are 100 years old. The disappearance of the horse from daily life has happened within some people's lifetime.

I love your mom’s work!!

I know the only reason that people aren't crazy for terminator on here is because there's not another dude to ship Kyle reese with but you must put aside your yaoi goggles and realize that Sarah Connor, insane war criminal single mom who decided to teach her kid how to make pipe bombs before he learned to read and self appointed doomsday prophet, is the best character of all time

She got told her kid was going to grow up to save the world so as soon as he could walk she fled to Colombia so she could find a deserter green beret to teach him guerilla tactics but she made him pancakes out of powdered mris so he would turn out normal. Worst woman in the WORLD I love her

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

skill issue. i understand it completely

Did y’all know queue limit is 1000? They don’t let you put more in than that. Wild