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Museums not giving stolen artifacts and bodies back is bonkers. Like what if someone from China went into Arlington cemetery and dug up JFK’s dead body and took him and his eternal flame back to China and refused to give him back like that would be pretty messed up and kind of weird right like put John back that’s not where he goes but that’s basically what the British museum does every day
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so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill
ON MYYY DASH IN THE YEAR OF THE LORD 2025???? HEAR YE HEAR YE HE’S BACK
The way my hands are shaking right now
you have to outlive donald trump
imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.
How did you single-handedly give me 4 years worth of motivation
when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually
You can also find a sunset at a gas station
Sunsets are almost always like 10x better at gas stations for some reason
Should walk on escalators because it’s faster?
I swear to fucking god if you block my forward momentum anywhere, no matter what, even once, I will curse your bloodline with some rare reptile disease no one's gotten yet. You don't think I have vials?
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
Suck-ups get the vial too.
But I think it’s fun going up stairs without moving my legs :(
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WHO KEEPS DOING THIS
It’s him!
The Ballad of Bella Buttons (based on a true story)
could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell
Enter the disco ball dimension.
Dude I had a dream like that once it was hell
what do you call the thing where cars go in a circle around a thingy in the middle
circular intersection
turning circle
something else (answer in replies/tags)
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That’s such a Peppa Pig ass name 💀
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Spongebob is all about the different ways gay guys can have beef with each other
Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life.
this is so important
some people genuinely have trouble with never being told this. i am reblogging this post in case that includes any of you in my audience.
You’re missing the memories, not the person them self
You miss the person you thought they were, not who they turned out to be, and that’s okay.
"I can fix him" "i can make him worse" I can pet him on the head like a dogy
I killed the rat king of New York and inherited his throne by right of conquest or whatever, but I never took the rat oaths so I can speak to and command rats and they are compelled to obey, but they formally elected a rat president last year. I don't have any formal power in their social hierarchy but I have very real concrete magical power over them. I guess the title gets passed to my eldest son unless a rat kills me at some point.
all I use my powers for is making rats salute me when I walk by and they all hate it
Does this have any correlation to the rat hole
Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
picture i got at pride last week; here mexico
This is very dumb but hey
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who taught his great depression ass this slang 😭😭😭
Walking into the hotel like
"i dont dislike taylor swift as a person, i just think her music is not that good" well i hate her as well. why the fuck am i biking everywhere and taking trains and walking two hours if she produces two tons of co2 emissions for a 15min flight. fuck her
