idk i just work here

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd

anxiety has you googling shit like can I check books out at the library

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

*snaps my fingers, and on some random freeway, a fuel tanker truck is instantly rotated 180 degrees*

my friend does this because his bungalow is not up to code for a heating system so he just blasts the oven and props the door open with a bungee cord.

Just shut up

kill yourself.

theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

www.guy-for-whom-the-bell-tolls.com/careers

Eggman's security system during a break-in

cats are so naturally skilled at Writhing In Sunbeam. i wish i had even a fraction of this talent but instead i just have all these bones

have you noticed the whole thing coming apart at the seams lately

He doesn’t even have the cup or the scepter

kush got me feeling like a one-time passcode sent directly to your email

Fag strong together. Don’t forget.