judy

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

kinksters local 405

as a 5'11" woman i’m taller than most 6' men

dripping wet corkscrew dussy make me go ‘quack’

do you prefer your armpit shaved or full bush?

namco has gone woke, now it’s mx. pac-man and they don’t even tell you whether xe has a penis

after i changed genders and started using women’s restrooms i noticed that the glory holes are much cleaner in there

guy who has never seen the matrix before but has watched a lot of isekai anime, seeing trinity get hit by a truck at the beginning of the movie: i understand what happened

i wanted to improve my pissing aim so i got an extra long packer that reaches all the way into the toilet

when will robert eggers become roberta beautifulwomaners

if there isn’t at least one slur to describe you i’m not sure we can be friends

brain worms? more like, worms of wisdom

matchmaker, matchmaker, match my freak