judy

I bet, if you’re a shower, it feels real good when someone presses down the plunger and all the water that was left in the shower head comes out faucet.

i bet, if you’re a grower, it feels real good when a different thing happens

jucika of the valley of the wind

keep a cuck chair at the end of the bed for elijah

Maybe id actually get my regular pussy exams if gynecology ads werent always like “hey WOMAN! Get your WOMAN parts checked out! It’s important that you take care of your LADIES! And by ladies I mean breasts! Your FEMININE health is important!”

do it for robert eads

after i changed genders and started using women’s restrooms i noticed that the glory holes are much cleaner in there

women always lay down the sanitary paper cover before they use the glory hole

did anyone else just get pregnant

*irony-poisoned marvel movie quip that cuts through any sincerity or seriousness in the scene voice* wait - did anyone else just get pregnant?

hes right inside me isnt he