"Courage, dear heart."

I can't fuck with people who are fundamentally uncurious.

I also can't fuck with people who are fundamentally unkind.

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

Item: Corset of Visibility

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

i love reading fantasy. like hell yeah get me outta here.

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

Always RB: because there is never enough love. And fanfic love is some of the purest.

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

I’d love to see a version of Julius Caesar where he takes the beware the Ides of March warning seriously like “oh shit. good heads up man thanks” and he goes into it with his own knife. He calms down a bit when he see’s all his best friends like “yea, the squad is here and everyone is strapped. nice”

I don’t know why this is making me laugh so hard

if you’ve been following me for 4+ years i’m certain you could make a chart of every character i’ve gotten attached to and it would tell you more about me than any therapist’s notes ever could. but we don’t have the time for that. there are other things at hand. do not even worry about it. next exhibit. we’re moving along. we’re walking