The Pinned Post
g'day, my darlings! it is i, you local lesbian harlot. you may call me Mattie or Hattie (she/her). im single and likely to stay as such for quite some time, but i love to flirt and slut about <3
First off, this is an 18+ blog, it is going to get downright salacious. Bacchanal even! i am a lustful pervert and i will not be hiding that 😘
Second, i am always happy to receive the perviest asks and dms from women. ask for pictures, send pictures, describe the nasty disgusting things you think we should do together. please please please 🥺 im not looking for any serious sort of relationships or such, so while i would be flattered by any propositions, i am going to turn you down.
Second, part A,if you are going to dm me, say more than just 'Hi' or "heyyyy" or any such simple greeting. give me a subject line. tell me why you are messaging me. start the actual conversation please.
Second, part B, i have very little interest in men. to be frank, it really isnt worth shooting your shot.
Thirdly, im gonna be blogging and reblogging a whole bunch of other, entirely unhorny, shit too. This will include anime/manga, history, tabletop wargames, classic lit on occasion, or whatever the hell else happens to consume my passions at the time
And finally, a message to TERFs, Racists, Homophobes and bigots of all kinds: i hope you change or die. whichever comes first
Kink Do's and Don't's below (may add more to either list later)















