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Yang: what?

Blake: *Pointing at Eve*

Eve: *Sitting in Jaune's lap, crooning under his headpats*

Yang: ... Do you think if we threw Jaune at more evil chicks with the intent of him loving them, we'd have less enemies?

Blake: Uh, no ... I think Eve has staked her claim and wouldn't be happy to compete for his affection, but Ren and Nora brought Emerald into the fold and their relationship. Who knows what else we could do if we paired people up.

Yang: Rehabilitate them?

Blake: Yes.

Yang: ...

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Mercury: *Hooking an arm around Oscar* Good news! You're learning how to hot wire a car!

Oscar: Why would I need to do that?

Person: *Distantly* Hey! HEY! WHERE'S MY WATCH?!?

Mercury: *Shoving Oscar into a car* That's why!

Oscar: YOU STOLE A WATCH?!?

Mercury: He's in the One percent of Atlas.

Oscar: Okay, how do I get to the Wires?

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Roman: *Studying paperwork* Hmm ...

Whitley: ... Send the guards to the warehouse only after the shipment comes in and sits for two days - a week if there are Harbor Inspectors on the case.

Roman: Why would I do that?

Whitley: If even one of your men are missing their necessary paperwork the whole thing is bust. After a Week only the best of the best will keep their nose to the grindstone.

Roman: Yeah, I know that-

Whitley: Pose as a superior or someone taking the shift, then allow your cargo to be moved out. They won't bat an eye.

Whitley: Although, you could also grease their palms - a week's worth of Heat- er, we're in Vale, Food Stamps as provided through an Employer's Bonuses for excellent work will get anyone too starry eyed to worry about a small mistake - after all, all of this moving of material is technically Legal, it's simply the speed at which it's getting processed that's the hold up - if someone makes that mistake and ignores First-in, First-Out rules, you'll be fine. It'll be on their heads, not your, reputable business man and rehabilitated Villain that you are.

Roman: How did I not think of that! You're a genius kid!

Whitley: You've been against the law for so long you miss the Snowdrifts for the Flakes - Operating just within Legality is the best way to commit a crime - because technically you won't be. That's why the SDC Flourished in profits for so long - seemingly. My father was actually a very bad businessman and we lost SO MUCH Having to constantly fire and hire new people, as well as bribe Judges and- It's just nasty and unprofitable to operate outside of the law to be above it.

Whitley: Toeing the line between Criminal and Corporate is a very tight dance that requires extreme understanding of the steps, and I'm here to guide you back within range of being persecuted.

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Gillian: ... I never actually wanted to be evil. I just wanted my brother to live, and I was afraid he would die if I went against him. Not that what I did was necessarily better.

Glynda: Please just continue helping me grade these assignments Miss Asturias.

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Nora corners Jaune in their dorm room.

Nora: Why won't you two date already?!

Jaune: What?

Nora: You, Pyrrha, dating!

Jaune: What about it?

Nora: Why aren't you dating Pyrrha?! You two are perfect for each other?!

Jaune: Why would we be dating?

Nora: That's what I'm asking?!

Jaune: I mean, we're already engaged, well sorta, and we're too busy with school to go on dates.

Nora: Wait, back up! What do you mean by, 'sorta engaged?'

Jaune: You've seen that emerald ring that Pyrrha wears around her neck before, right?

Nora: Yeah?

Jaune: That's a promise ring I gave her.

Nora: A what ring?

Jaune: A promise ring: It's a placeholder ting for her till I get a real engagement ring. Which will happen after we graduate.

Nora: You two are engaged?!

Jaune: Like I said; Technically.

Nora: When did this happen?!

Jaune: About... Wow... Almost four years ago now actually.

Nora: Four years?! HOW!!

Jaune: My older sister moved to Pyrrha's home town, Argus, about five years ago, and came with her one time. And, I went out to explore on day, and I met Pyrrha.

Nora: How?

Jaune: Almost exactly how I 'met' her again in Beacon. Anyway, back in Argus we became inseparable from one another. Always finding time to run away from others, and hang out together. Talking about are hope and dreams. Sharing our first kiss, and what not.

Nora: You've kissed?!

Jaune: Yep, actually after our first kiss, I gave her that ring. We were too young at the time to get married, and had all of our hopes and dreams in front of us, so we decided to do it later on. So, a promise ring.

Nora: But, you can still be all lovey dovey in front of one another? Why are you hiding it?!

Jaune: Another reason I haven’t asked her to marry me properly; Her career.

Nora: Oh... Is that the same reason why you both acted like you didn't know each other?

Jaune: Yep. I'm happy for her, but it makes us both sad we don't get to spend as much time together as we’d like.

Nora: Yeah. That must be hard... But, why are you telling me this now?

Jaune: Well, because Pyrrha, and I agreed that if we didn't tell you all about our relationship, you'd probably explode, or something.

Nora: Fair enough. Now, I want a kiss!

Jaune: Beg pardon?

Nora: I've wanted to see you two start dating for weeks! Now, I find out you've been engaged, sorta, for years?! I want a kiss!

Jaune: Okay fair enough. I call Pyrrha, and...

Pyrrha enters the room.

Pyrrha: You wanted something Nora?

Nora: Yes!

Nora grabs Jaune and pushes him towards Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: Jaune?! Nora, what's... Mph?! Mmmm~!

Pyrrha's breath is stolen away as Jaune kisses her deeply. Holding the kiss between the two lovers for a while before breaking apart.

Pyrrha: Wow… I take it you told Nora?

Jaune: Yep.

Pyrrha: And she wanted a kiss from the two of us as an apology?

Jaune: Yep.

Pyrrha: Well then... What are we waiting for~?

Pyrrha and Jaune pull one another into a deeper, heartfelt kiss, all the while Nora looks on with heart filled eyes.

Jaune Arc and his stand Pyrrha Nikos commissions for my bro @remy-steel-official

I put so many references and tiny details into this yall have no idea. She really is the manifestation of his fighting spirit ;-;

Pyrrha squealed as Jaune’s cock slammed home into her pussy, his hands grabbing her plump ass cheeks and lifting her up off the ground as he began to eagerly hammer away at her core, the force making her tits bounce out of her flimsy bikini top, jumping in time with the blonde’s thrusts.

Her legs kicked outwards, toes curling as he instinctively wrapped them around Jaune’s hips, her hands scrabbling away at his back, clutching for purchase, fingernails dragging down his back as the changing room rocked back and forth due to the power of the blonde’s thrusts, animalistic grunts and cries of bliss filling the air around it.

Outside, stood Team RWBY, Nora and Ren. Ruby, Blake and Yang were all blushing brightly, Weiss was also blushing but looked appalled, Ren was sighing and rubbing his nose, and Nora...was grinning wildly.

Jeanne: *resident disaster transbian* Uh, I didn't do my homework.

Pyrrha: Why are you telling me?

Jaune: They expected their dad to write about how much he missed their mother whilst she was on the frontlines.

Jaune: They expected their mom to respond with the beautiful poetry she was known for, describing her love for him.

Jaune: What they read instead was of a level of raunchiness and filth that would make Ninjas of Love look like an amateur's scribbling.

Original Male Stud AU

When someone tries to enter Professor Nikos' classroom after class... it is locked out of nowhere. That is because she used her semblance to lock the door since she doesn't want any interruption for her sex with Jaune. She is finally riding her favorite student and she will NOT let anyone ruin it.

(Teacher-Student)

Ruby Rose gulped as she sprinted towards Professor Nikos’ class, carrying the homework she had just completed in her arms. The silver-eyed girl struggled with the assignment, which led her to be late in turning it in. The aspiring scythe-wielder managed to reach the door, grabbing the knob and turns it. But she couldn't open it, much to her surprise and alarm.

"What the?!" The leader of Team RWBY frantically knocks on the door, "Professor Nikos?! PROFESSOR NIKOS?!"

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Schlap! Schlap! Schlap! Schlap! Schlap! Schlap! Schlap!

"Oh, Brothers," the redheaded woman moaned as she repeatedly bounced up and down upon Jaune's bare lap. "So thick, so wide~!!"

Schlap! Schlap! Schlap! Schlap! Schlap! Schlap! Schlap!

"P-Professor," Jaune grunts, feeling his manhood being engulfed by her slick and wet snatch each time she impales herself upon it. "Oh, Gods!"

"It's just us, Beloved," the professor gasped, as she kept riding him up and down. "Call me Pyrrha, Jaune~."

The pair sat on her desk, Jaune's hands clutching at her doughy, jiggling cheeks as they bounced up and down. Professor Nikos ground and slams her cheeks upon his pelvis, her pussy engulfing his thick and throbbing cock. As she rode her favorite student/beloved, the door knocked, but was drowned out by the loud smacking of flesh. She had locked the door, wanting no interruptions as she and Jaune finally became intimate.

Thwalp! Thwalp! Thwalp! Thwalp! Thwalp! Thwalp! Thwalp!

"I-Is that the door?" Jaune wondered, then groaned as the knocking grew loud. "That sounds like the door--Nnngh!!"

"Never mind that," the professor said through moans and pants, "focus on me, Beloved~."

Pyrrha smiled down at the sleeping figure resting his head in her lap. She lightly scratched behind his dog ears. Her fox tail wagged in happiness as she watched him tilt his head, clearly enjoying her touch. "Jaune. Time to wake up." she chuckled a little.

"Hmm?" Jaune slowly opened his eyes. "What time is it?" he asked.

"I don't know, but the sun is setting. We should head back to the hotel." Pyrrha smiled.

Jaune turned his head to see the sun setting over the ocean. "But it looks so nice out here on the beach." he groaned a little, not wanting to move.

Pyrrha held her hand to her mouth as she laughed. "It has been wonderful sharing this little secluded beach all to ourselves," she admitted. "But if we stay out here for too long, we'll get cold."

"What if we found a way to stay warm?" Jaune smiled.

"I don't think we should be starting fires, Jaune..." Pyrrha shook her head.

"That isn't what I was thinking," the blonde sat up. Jaune rubbed his hands up Pyrrha's bare legs, stopping at the sides of her bikini so he could grab her hips.

"Oh? Then what did you have in mind?" Pyrrha laughed. Her tail was wagging more.

"Maybe something along the lines of this?" Jaune pulled the redhead onto his lap. He slid his hands up and grabbed Pyrrha's boobs.

Pyrrha moaned a little. "I think this could work." She wrapped her arms around Jaune's neck before kissing him. Jaune eagerly returned the kiss.

Jaune moved his hands, so they were under Pyrrha's bikini top. She moaned some more. Then when he started to tease her nipples, Pyrrha tilted her head back in pleasure. Jaune smiled and started to kiss her neck. He could feel himself growing stiff and knew his girlfriend could feel it too. She began to rub her crotch against his. Jaune soon thought that his swimming trunks were feeling too tight on him.

Finally, Jaune couldn't take it any longer. He reached down and pushed his shorts down just enough to free his stiff dick. Pyrrha moaned a bit as she felt her boyfriend rubbing his cock along her bikini. "I want it, Jaune," she said softly. "I need it." she pressed herself closer to him. "Give it to me." she moaned. Pyrrha moved a hand down to pull her bikini to the side, exposing her pussy.

The blonde swordsman didn't keep his lover waiting any longer. He pushed his cock into her, causing them both to moan. He put his hands back on Pyrrha's hips. His heat was starting to get the better of him. His thrusts were only slow for a moment.

Pyrrha started to moan more as Jaune increased his pace. Her heat was beginning to overcome her mind as well. She began bouncing her hips onto Jaune's cock, helping him reach deeper into her. "Ah~!" she exclaimed as Jaune buried his face between her breasts. She pulled her bikini top up to free her nipples, which Jaune quickly latched onto one with his mouth. "Yes!" she shouted as the blonde twirled his tongue around her nipple. Jaune soon pulled his head back to warn Pyrrha that he was close to cumming. "Don't stop. Keep going!" she said. Jaune grunted his response and soon was cumming deep inside the fox faunus. Feeling him cum caused Pyrrha to reach her limit as well. She moaned out Jaune's name as she came, pressing herself as close as she could against him.

Jaune panted for a moment before softly kissing Pyrrha. He was surprised when he felt Pyrrha deepen the kiss. Then she pushed him onto his back in the sand. "Oh? Another round?" Jaune chuckled.

"Uh-huh. I'm sorry, but I'm not finished yet." Pyrrha shook her head. She leaned down to kiss his neck. One of her hands reached up to scratch behind the boy's dog ears. Her other hand moved down to start stroking his dick. Jaune let out a groan of delight from the attention. It didn't take long for Jaune to get hard again. Once he was, Pyrrha stood up, turned around, pulled her swimsuit bottom off again, and lowered herself onto Jaune's cock.

Jaune grabbed his girlfriend's ass as she moved up and down on his dick. He squeezed her cheek, causing her to moan a little. Next, he slapped Pyrrha's ass, making her cry out in excitement.

"More! Harder!" Pyrrha shouted as she rode Jaune. She reached up and pulled on her boobs as Jaune continued to spank her. "Ah~! Jaune!" she screamed as she came, keeping Jaune's length fully buried in her. She panted for a minute before looking back at her lover. "I'm sorry. You didn't get to cum again, did you?" She wiggled her ass against Jaune, making him moan. "Then I guess you're just going to have to keep going." she laughed.

Jaune couldn't resist. He grabbed Pyrrha's hips and rolled them both, so Pyrrha was below him. He grunted as he pushed his still-hard cock into her eager pussy. Pyrrha moaned and almost came again. She loved it when Jaune's heat finally took over, and he pounded into her. Jaune kept a firm grip on Pyrrha's hips as he moved in and out of her. His thrusts quickly grew stronger and faster. "Pyrrha!" he shouted as he started to pump his huge load into the redhead.