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As I always suspected…. Santa IS real and he gets all those gifts from Walmart!

I see you, Kris!

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Diamond days are here! New episodes weekly starting December 17!

Rough drawing by Joe Johnston

Inking by Danny Haynes

Color by Charles Hilton

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“I think an XBox is a type of video game or something? Yeah, I heard it’s a pretty good one. Yup. My friends, they all have it and they say it’s pretty fun. All of them play it. Yeah. Like ALL of them. I think there’s a game on it called ‘Fortnite’ or something like that? People really do like THAT game…..” My 7yo’s hints are the best hints. And least successful. Go play outside.

2 y.o.: EEEWWW

Me: Yeah, eew...

2 y.o.: Snot!

Me: (looks over) That's not snot. It's seaweed.

2 y.o.: Oh. YUMMY.

Me: Yes, seaweed is yummy.

#talking with kids

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Sorry about the lack of updates this week. I’ve been busy not-impressing my kids. Bonus Panel One-stop baby shower shopping!

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Coming this fall to ABC Family!

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If this guy did not blow this up to a full size movie poster and put it in his house, it is a missed opportunity.

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Just grateful he’s off the couch. Bonus Panel Like all my work, can be bought as a signed print.

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My five year old picked up the Dab from watching Let’s Plays. He won’t stop. Send help.

#parenting #send help

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‪Overwhelmed with crap to do, but taking some time out to read my pal Clint Edwards’ new, hilarious book, I’m Sorry…Love, Your Husband‬ ‪Available for Father’s Day and on sale at amazon! ‬

Faking It

5 y.o.: *bopping to Roblox*

Me: Hey, let's go hang out upstairs. It's not so hot today.

5: *shivers hard* But I'm so cold...

Me: Stop that, you're getting mommy in trouble telling people you're sick.

5: *deadeyes me and coughs*

Me: !!!

5: *falls over laughing*

#parenting humor #kids say the darndest things #because they're liars

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Some dueling wizard stickers I designed.

Happy Thursday!

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True story: I totally forgot I posted a similar cartoon about memory last December. 😳 Bonus Panel Hoping my new notebook will help me remember things.

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‪12yo neighbor, in horror: “Oh no, Dad!! WE’RE ALMOST OUT OF BRIE!!"‬

‪The cul-de-sac struggle is real, people.‬

#crisis mode #for real

Me: Look! The SNES Classic is in stock on Amazon. I bought one.

Husband: Great idea! That's perfect for his birthday.

Me: (looks at 4 y.o.) OH MY GOD HIS BIRTHDAY

Husband: That's in two weeks.

Me: I KNEW THAT.

#i'm the worst mom #parenting humor

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Another contribution to this month’s Oddballs theme over at Planet-Pulp. This ep of Looney Tunes always stuck with me and I really appreciate Daffy as a character. I think it’s his ability to quickly shift from enthusiastic to disgusted in the matter of seconds.

Prints are over here and happy Wednesday!

Critical Mess puts you in the role of a newly minted waste management employee. Your main tool is the shovel, which you'll use to gather garbage into a designated hole.

If I put a headset on my kids and just give them a shovel, it would be worth it.

#critical mess

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