#schneekos

Neptune: (Stands, Covering himself) That was close... Thanks~!

Pyrrha: You... disgust me. You're a disgrace to both yourself and the ones you've killed.

Neptune: (Sighs)

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Neptune: (Clashing against Milo and Akouo) RGH! DAMMIT!

Pyrrha: (Clashes against Tri-Hard) Is that all you have in you, Neptune~? Please, don't make me laugh~.

Neptune: (Pressing, Swaps postions) I've got some questions, actually, if you don't mind!

Pyrrha: Go ahead.

Neptune: Why the hell do you call me Neptune?! "Neptune", like we're friends or something! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

Pyrrha: ...Are you kidding me? This whole time, you have no idea?

Neptune: What the hell are you talking about?!

Pyrrha: I'm! Your! SISTER! (Shoved off)

Neptune: What the hell?! (Blocks swing) That's the biggest load of shit I've ever heard! (Blocks) Why would you bring something like that at the end of the story?!

Pyrrha: I thought you and the reader would have expected SOME kind of twist of fate.

Neptune: What?! And hey, where the hell's Weiss?! She's been missing for days now! Where is she?!

Pyrrha: Weiss? You mean my wife?

Neptune: Wh- WIFE?!

Pyrrha: Yes! You know, spouse? Soul mate? Betrothed and beloved? Weiss Nikos-Schnee, PYRRHA'S WIFE. Do you understand?

Neptune: Wh- When the hell did you get married?!

Pyrrha: Mm... I want to say it was ten years ago. Maybe nine if I'm celebrating a week too early. We met at Beacon things just kind of clicked ever since.

Neptune: (Shoves her off) NO SHIT! Well, this is all news to me! I think I'm gonna need something a little stronger than liquor to get over this one! Something like 10 million volts!

Pyrrha: On behalf of my wife, I apologize for all the trouble she's caused you. Please, forgive her. (Circles)

Neptune: (Circles) Oh, she's caused trouble, alright! On the upside, a lot of things got figured out.

Pyrrha: That does sound like her. She loves lien, especially spending it. I suppose I couldn't make enough for her, so every now and then, she slips away and disappears for a few weeks.

Neptune: Sounds to me like she's a bad wife... but at least she's a good kisser~.

Pyrrha: ...EXCUSE ME? (Lunges)

Neptune: (Parries, Clashes) Oh, come on!

Pyrrha: ...Neptune, my brother, you and I are quite alike. (Swings)

Neptune: (Dodges) Yeah, y'know, I think I'm starting to warm up to the idea of us being siblings! (Charges)

Pyrrha: (Blocks, Runs while clashing) You asked your questions, now I have mine. How exactly do you plan to end this story? End everything!

Neptune: (Running down the road) What?! You're telling me I have to be the one to tie up all the loose ends?! Hell no!

Pyrrha: But aren't you the protagonist? I'm just the lovely and beautiful foil, who also happens to be your twin sister~! I'm truly sorry you feel pressured, but this is your role.

Neptune: If I could get out of this, I would, but it looks like I'm stuck! There's no way out, isn't that right, sister?!

Pyrrha: There's nothing left for us now but to keep running~!

Neptune: Then let's run until we find that exit known as PARADISE~!

Pyrrha: (Shoves to other side of the street) FINE~!

Neptune/Pyrrha: ...LET'S GO~!

Weiss: (Kneels down) You like this painting, don't you~?

Weiss: (Takes son's hand) Let's go, Jupiter~.

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Weiss: I know; I'm heartbroken, too. Especially since there's not going to be a sequel~. (Giggles)

Weiss: (Lowers tarp that say)

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