deep moments

The Brutes intercept bartering between their own and the Overworlders, and the Grand Brute gets an idea.

(grandma is angry that MC: Legends stopped getting updates)

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Jaune: *On watch in Atlas*

Ruby: Hey, Vomit Boy.

Jaune: Hey, Crater Face. What you doing?

Ruby: Just thought I would keep you company. *Sits down next to him* It get's pretty cold and boring up here all on your own.

Jaune: What are you talking about, the endless field of snow really is interesting to watch. Better than TV.

Ruby: You didn't deny the cold part.

Jaune: It is a little chilly.

Ruby: Here, let me help. *Wraps her cape around her and Jaune like a blanket before snuggling up to his side*

Jaune: You know, this thing really is comfy.

Ruby: Made it myself. Praise me more, Vomit Boy.

Tai:*laying on the couch* Sup kiddo.

Yang:….

She looks down to see her mother sleeping, her head in Tai’s chest as he flips through tv channels. She really is just…chillin. Though even as she sleeps, Raven can’t help but look like a grumpy black c-

Yang:*shudders* Eugh…

Tai:Come on, is that really necessary? She’s not even awake.

Yang:No , it’s that. It’s just….*pulls out scroll*

Tai:Hmm?

She flips the screen his way to show a picture of Blake sleeping.

Tai:Oh, sweetie….

Yang:I hate everything. What do you mean I’m a product of my environment down to my preferences?

Tai:To be fair, you should’ve guessed that when she left you and you still loved her.

Yang:I am going to scream.

Tai:Well your sister’s boyfriend looks a little like me so…I don’t know. There’s probably a family plan for therapy. I’ll look into it. At least you’re not seeing Summer in other people.

Yang:…Ruby.

Tai:….

Tai:I’m not counting that for the sake of everyone.

Yang:Coco

Knock Knock Knock

Weiss:Ruby! You in there?

Ruby:It’s open.

Weiss:Kay.

She opens the door to begin her rant, but fails to get a single word out as she sees Ruby and Jaune under the covers of her bed.

Jaune:Hi.

Ruby:What’s up?

Weiss:*blushing* It..It can wait. I didn’t know I was intruding.

Ruby:Oh it’s fine. Things barely got started.

Weiss:St-Still…I just wanted to know if you knew if Yang stole my comb again.

Ruby:If she did, it’s probably hidden in Ren’s drawer.

Weiss:Thanks. Ummm, would you…like me to lock the door?

Ruby:You can leave it unlocked.

Weiss:But what if someone barges in and catches you two…y’know?

Ruby:…What?

Weiss:Huh?

Jaune:Uh, Weiss? We’re not…this isn’t-

Ruby:*red* Gasp! Wait, you thought-

The reaper flips off the covers to reveal…absolutely nothing worth freaking out about. Her and Jaune are fully clothed. Scared Weiss half to death for a second though.

Ruby:We’re just cuddling! Why would you think otherwise!?

Weiss:You said things “barely started!”

Jaune:Yeah. The movie. *points to tv*

Weiss:….

Ruby:…So you just thought I invited you into my room while in the middle of sex?

Weiss:Don’t turn this on me! You’ve done weirder things!

Ruby:No, no I haven’t! Wow, can’t believe you have such a gutter brain. Who would’ve thought?

Weiss:I don’t! Jaune, help me out here!

Jaune:I’m gonna be honest…this is hard to defend. The door wasn’t even locked. You think we’re that bold?

Weiss:It could’ve been a spur of the moment!

Ruby and Jaune:….

Weiss:My mind isn’t filthy!

Ruby:It’s okay. Blake and Yang are the same, and I still love them.

bsky replies: its not uncommon for some tops to put condoms on the strap because its still possible to transmit std's. also it could just be a joke and shes just doing it cuz shes bisexual or something and has them lying around maybe and its funny cuz they dont need them?