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the implication of saying hi

Saying hi ending explained

let that bisexual woman ruin your life. you don't have enough going on anyways

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

por un lado me da bronca que estén usando el mundial como cortina para vender el país a "escondidas", pero por el otro... ya lo vienen haciendo hace 3 años a plena luz del día.

LOS ODIO. si lo pueden hacer tranquilamente en otro momento por que cagarmeee el mundial. todas las alegrías me queres robar javier milei

gente vayan a fijarse como fue milei maquillado al acto me estoy cagando de risa

clarity of thought is overrated. do it all muddy if you have to. look how the mud outside shapes the earth

is anyone else their father’s female son

A ver qué nos quitó milei hoy mientras están todos distraídos con el mundial... Ah... Solamente EL RÍO PARANÁ