its my blog de mierda i choose the narrative

there needs to be some type of cognitive test we force people to take if they use public transport, some sort of anti social personality test or smth

post sponsored by this woman who at rush hour got in with her baby and proceeded to block the entire entryway for 10 minutes because she decided that rush hour while people were getting on and off at one of the busiest bus stops in the city was a perfect time to teach her child to walk....on the bus corridors....

the stupid as fuck gringos are going to be organizing the 2026 world cup and on the first like Serbia vs Albania or Chile vs Perú match they will allow them to sit together because they never bothered learning anything more beyond Cheeseburgerville, Ohio geopolitics from 1925

no puedo creer que mañana hay un Inglaterra vs Argentina chicos guarden tweet

[after starting a fistfight and losing] haha okay man let's all put this behind us and sign a peace treaty between you, me, and my slavering rabid dog. what? oh don't worry the treaty says he'll stop mauling passersby. has he agreed to the treaty? i don't see how that's relevant. i will never ever put him on a leash btw just throwing that out there. so yeah anyway, trucies?

wait wait are we representing israel as a rabid dog and iran as a perfectly reasonable stranger? is that were we are at?

well one of these governments is willing to sign a peace treaty after winning a war of aggression waged against it by a much larger power and one of them is repeatedly sabotaging even temporary ceasefires because it is politically untenable for it to stop massacring lebanese civilians with bombs. you can do the over the top Tired snarky above it all tone all you like but the facts of the situation are incredibly stark

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

my hot take is that tumblr should have a bookmark function as well as likes

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

we have to hold the line on misandry not being real. it's getting scary out there

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way