its my blog de mierda i choose the narrative

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

i want to do things because i like to do them

i want to have fun

increible hudson como hasta tu gato es ñoqui ahora qjsjfu se nos cayeron los canjes de la cama

hudson cada dos días: drop de nuevos empleados municipales 🤩🤩

buenísimo ya sali del trabajo mañana tengo q ir al trabajo y pasado mañana tengo q ir al trabajo y después tengo q ir al trabajo. y el trabajo.

*trying to explain an alfajor to foreigners* "it's like if a cookie contained the entire world

Imagine a cookie. Now imagine two cookies. In between them? Anything your heart desires. And then cover it in chocolate so that it has a sturdy structure. Imagine a hamburger but if it were sweet and perfect and pure of heart

“are you sure you want to unsubscribe?” no i just scrolled to the bottom of the email and clicked the link just for the thrill of opening another tab

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

que se callen y dejen de hablar con la mandíbula dislocada esos succionadores de pijas yanquis

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk