its my blog de mierda i choose the narrative

this post has more people in my inbox defending working for lockheed martin than you'd expect

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

saying "i want spain/france/england/argentina to lose because they beat my team 7263837 months/years ago and mama loves to hold a grudge" is a good enough reason to not want a team to win. you don't even need that much of a reason. "rancid vibes" is good enough. "[player name] is my personal enemy" is good enough. go back to the core of being a football fan - hating for the love of the game.

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

last day of the world cup finally i can't wait for futbol to leave gringos mouths who never cared for it they were just feeling fomo

ustedes no saben cómo me estoy dejando el cuerpo peleando contra los burros de los yanquis que nunca vieron un libro en tiktok

FREE ME!!!!!!! Idk from what...I just want to be free from literally everything

Damn Bitch Your Pussy Is A Work of Satire

just learnt about the term "latchkey kid"... this is just a universal experience in Brazil