its my blog de mierda i choose the narrative

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

¿no perdés aura por participar en una batalla de aura? ¿o la batalla en sí no cuenta en la contabilidad aurística?

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

it’s the fact that work is an every day thing that doesn’t sit right with me. like surely not

Bro if the group chat gets leaked we’ll be celebrated for our inclusive and respectful language

notice how evil media has hr initials. harry potter, heated rivalry...