its my blog de mierda i choose the narrative

my hot take is that tumblr should have a bookmark function as well as likes

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

we have to hold the line on misandry not being real. it's getting scary out there

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

the funnest part of reading books is telling people the plot like its hot gossip

My only complaint about the African teams at the World Cup is that they don’t play with enough malice. They need to go on a foreign exchange in Latin America and get an internship at the Copa Libertadores to learn the evil, anti-sportsmanship tactics that will finally grant us a Senegal vs Cabo Verde WC Final in 2038

sera q los yanquis no tienen un dia del amigo pq no lo podes capitalizar masivamente o pq no tienen amigos

no tienen día del amigo porque llegan a festejar algo así y se terminen peleando todos porque uno le regaló algo $3 USD más caro que el regalo que recibió y despues le pidio que le transfiriera la diferencia al amigo y entonces tiene que proteger su paz, además stanley sacó edición limitada termo color "amistad" (solo era el mismo termo amarillo pero con un sticker diferente) y se cagaron todos a tiros en un Walmart, fin