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@sassy-britches
(Yoinked this from LinkedIn, genuinely interested in seeing how responses align with demographics) (so far it’s those of us over 35 being indignant but I wanna see how those fully plays out) (it’s cultural and technological history/memory, bruh)
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I am an old bitch - 20/20.
All of them. And one I still do regularly.
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I remember my mother doing most of these, though
... bruh... my school had us learning HOW to do most of this shit XD
20/20
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I WOULD LIKE TO LET THE INTERNET KNOW THAT THESE EXIST, ARE TASTY AND ARE THE CAUSE OF ME ACCIDENTALLY SLEEPING IN FOR A FEW HOURS TODAY BECAUSE I HAD SLEEPY TIME CHOCOLATES TOO LATE AT NIGHT LAST NIGHT, oops
I can vouch for the op... they WORK and are really good :)
Just remembered I had this screenshot on my phone somewhere and had to post it here because it really speaks to me
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If Cosmos had a single funny bone in him, he should send cards and flowers to Eclipse every mother's day, just to piss him off.
... thank you... you have given me a prompt i will now draw and send to the discord XD
not my tweet but I thought it would be a good psa for artists here too
got a new lighter. it’s shaped like a fish and it blinds you.
it had a huge sticker on it that said “this is not a toy”. the gas station i got it from had a sign infront of the display for these only that said “buy first, then test”. the first time you strike it (from the fins, by the way) you find out exactly why. they have added incredibly bright flashing blue LED lights on the eyes, which point directly into your eyes and the eyes of whoever is looking anywhere close to the fish that makes you blind.
a friend of mine was like “you can probably take this apart and cut the wires so it doesn’t do that anymore” and i told her “no i can’t. i can’t do that” and she was like “???why not?????????”
it’s just too fucking funny. this is the stupidest thing i own. thinking about that gas station clerk with like 50 more of these fucking things thinking “how the fuck am i gonna get rid of these?” makes me loose it. setting up the sign and i was literally the first person to buy one.
who thought this was a good idea.
… i thought the 3rd picture was of the sun in the bright blue sky.. only when i really looked at it did i see the hand STILL HOLDING THE FISH and realized… yeah naw that is the fucking sun XD
and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)
how could you post all this and not include that Matt Hilton (bee guy) got a baseball card out of this event
I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance
wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!
For anyone who wants to see the exact date and time you started on tumblr:
Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your
How long have you been on Tumblr?
< 1 year
1-2 years
3-4 years
5-6 years
7-8 years
9-10 years
11-12 years
13-14 years
15-16 years
17-18 years
Since the beginning (19 years)
Round to the closest year! I couldn't figure out the best way to succinctly communicate, for example, >10 but <=12 in a way accessible to people with varying degrees of comfort with math notation.
:) ... THIS blog isn't aa old as my others... but my eldest WAS way in the beginings... before I closed it.
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so my mom's been clearing out her mom's house in order to sell it and has been gifting me a lot of random odds and ends from it— cut crystal jewelry, rose scented soaps, a brita pitcher, etc— but she also just emptied that house's entire spice cabinet and just dumped it all in a box and brought it to me to pick through bc i do a lot of cooking/baking. and. people. listen. most of it was 5, 10, even 20 years past its expiration date. but nothing could have prepared me for this one tiny tin of white pepper.
NINETEEN EIGHTY NINE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
... huh... half a year older than that box... i dont even SEE "White Pepper" in stores anymore really thinking about it... :) clean out the box and reuse it for sentimental keepsakes
Happy birthday Queen
Wow we all queued this post for Nov 12th huh
i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!”
buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is
Being on tumblr for years like:
this post is 2 years old and it’s only going to get funnier as it gets older
:) imagine...
Imagine being here with like 7 alternate accounts for multiple fandoms....
Imagine!
Just imagine being around from the begining....
Couldn't be me... :)
"yeah i know it's bad for the environment but like so many things are so i just use it anyway" COOL I'M GONNA BITE THROUGH THIS TABLE
... oh no i straight up say "ew" when they mention the name. And if they try to defend themselves i cut them off with "no... ew... anyways..." hoping they just move on. Hopefully it gets annoying enough people stop stating they use something so pointless and stupid.
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He did not steal your sprinkles.
... they are his
... I don't post enough here... SEOME TELL ME A JOKE THAT ISNT MY FACE PLEASE!!!
... or about my spelling
