Be As Diligent As The Ant

Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.

I fucking guess

I’m the guy who bites off the corner of every SD card so they fit in the slots properly

gonna need a minute to visualize this joke i can't screw it up

donkey comes out as nonbinary, announces he/her pronouns

What world do you people like in where Donkeys say hee-her and not hee-haw.....

if anyone tells me this again ill kill myself

behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss

they call this a pyramid scheme i think

I think they prefer the term mlm

i think you're thinking of wlw

Wulti level warketing scheme

youre not going to believe what object dislodged itself from the ceiling and began its descent to the floor, creating a loud meaty shlap sound upon impact, waking me up in the tender hours of the night