My Kingdom for a Word

the first minister and the kai being at odds politically was probably the most exciting thing to happen to bajoran political cartoonists since the cardassian withdrawal. and the farm equipment spat? comedy heaven. shakaar is getting classist-ly carricaturized into last wednesday. you can't go anywhere without seeing a cartoon of that guy digging a hole

dukat is slapping his knee and hollering at a shakaar cartoon of him moving kai winn's lawn. (bajorancartoonsdaily.com). becoming somber and serious when he reads the one about kira being pregnant with the emmisary. (top gossip sites theory). perking up at another mean one about shakaar's d'jarra and writing it down to try saying later. the website has 500 hourly hits and 499 are his

i don't care what anyone says i love it when a historical novel slides in a historical figure all casual. every single time i am pointing yelling screaming cheering like YOU!!!!! I KNOW YOU!!!!!! FROM HISTORY

he does get traumatized eventually by seeing his mother die again but it's pretty funny how jake sisko goes to the mirror universe and acts like it's fucking disneyland. he's just walking around going haha look they have nog too! like he just saw mickey mouse. they hated him because he was whimsical

we needed an episode when dukat kidnaps jake to pressure the federation into helping with the klingon war and sisko is like losing his mind pacing the walls calling a fleet and then it cuts to jake and dukat's son and they're dressed like batman and robin and rescuing a cat off a tree

day five of jake being kidnapped by the cardassians. sisko has blackmailed half of the romulan fleet in order to arm the defiant with experimental weaponry. jake has convinced mekor to let him phaser apples off the top of his head and they accidentally singed the wall. they try to hang a picture to cover it up but it just keeps on falling off

also i picked the son because the moment ziyal enters the picture dukat nerfs himself and goes off in his bird of prey so obviously it wouldn't be as intimidating - i mean it would be because dukat is unpredictable but it's funnier when it's the central command doing this, so it's a full blown interstellar crisis. but honestly he can try it again to try to get sisko to spare some photon torpedoes for his resistance fighter arc. ziyal and jake explore the bird of prey and find a klingon artifact that by accident makes them both heirs to the klingon empire. they use it to fight crime but they're on dukat's bird of prey so the only crime available is is damar's day drinking