just want to feel (un)lost

I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) is honestly just such a pure, solid good song. The lyrics are cute af and actually resemble a long-term committed and happy relationship and to top it all off you can scream ‘DAHDADADA’ and the top of your lungs in a pub and someone will scream it back to you. 

i just want hearts for pupils is that so much to ask for

for fans of the coffeeshop au, i present the concept of: 24 Hour Diner AU

most plot action happens around 4am. there is always something vaguely eldritch going on in the background, no matter the writer’s intentions. always.

the actual fic is pure plotless fluff. the protagonists are too wrapped up in their relationship anxieties to notice the minor character summoning/defeating cthulhu in the background

Funky concept - your height reversed is how tall you’d be as a cryptid/fantasy creature   ✌️

not to be dramatic but if you ran your finger over my cheek while we kiss I’d probably die

!!!!!

the cure to self-sabotage is to anchor yourself to the universal truth that you are worth it. you are worth the effort. you are worth the difficulty, you are worth the time, you are worth the consideration. there is never a point in your life, in time itself, that you are not worth it. return to this truth when you feel yourself slipping. do not let it go.

me, going for a long car ride: yes I can listen to so much music

shoutout to all high school dropouts, students who didn’t get accepted into college, students who used to be on honor roll but became overwhelmed, students who study for hours but still fail tests, or student who don’t study at all due to depression/anxiety, you are all stars and I’m wishing y'all the best luck possible to get back on your feet

I think a common mistake people make about puns is that they often believe puns are meant to make people laugh. This is not so! The emotion that puns are meant to elicit isn’t joy, it’s rage.

Puns are meant to inflict punitive damage

me: [softly] for fuck’s sake