Gay AF

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

little miss memory loss is once again shocked by how much memory she's lossing

you people aren't CASTING

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

me when i fucking GET you

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

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he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction