Bummy Homeboy

(holding back my aggressive dog by the collar) Lolll sorry he gets like that around noobs

having a hometown is such a fucked up concept. i grew up here so i do not want to stay here anymore. i miss it when i am away but once i am back i realise why i wanted to go away as far as possible from it. i am familiar with every corner of this place i did not realise when it slowly changed into something unrecognisable. i would probably like to be buried here but i'd rather die than live here

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

i am unfortunately under the delusion that romance would fix my life i am So aware that it would not but like in my head it would

Back like one hundred years ago cave women woild have to kill shit with their teeth. And their pussy out. They were also like twenty feet tall and psychic.

not now kitten daddy is experiencing psychosis

i hope every straight woman on the planet realizes she doesnt have to date shitty guys or guys at all for that matter seriously being single is better than whatever this is

I feel like she missed the point... you can be a straight woman and just.. not date men? I've seen a lot of women not date men and be perfectly happy. You can literally have sex with them, go on dates with them or not do it but you don't have to be inna relationship with em at all. And once again: you don't even have to fuck em or go on dates with them. the thing you seek for fulfillment is possible in other aspects of relationships and love