Go big then go home

Girl did you just quicksave

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

@churlishopossum

you cannot make a post about how men put women in certain boxes without someone going "but what if i love the box? what if i've decided that it's comfortable in the box? are you gonna tell me i'm not ALLOWED to like the box? not very feminist of you to police a woman's decisions... maybe you'd be less ugly and miserable if you stopped talking about the box LMFAO #Girlboss #MyBox<3"

Diva down

it blew my vagina clean off its hinges

-the reviews on the side of dr. bronner’s peppermint castile soap

wore a cowboy costume to the gay bar and went home with a guy dressed as a gladiator and it was really fun but the whole time i couldnt stop thinking about how we looked like those two queens from night at the museum

Not only was she fucked into oblivion, but morrowind and skyrim too

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

I am a beautiful woman and I deserve to eat two enormous pastries before 9 am