Resident Vampire Capybara

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

update: they are settling the bet by googling whether or not it's possible for a person to deliberately break their own arm. narratively this is a letdown but I suppose in other ways it's for the best

look upon my sons and despair

Confess something you've thought about me on anon

I was about to get ready to go to the goth club and then it started to thunderstorm... while that IS very goth weather, it does unfortunately cancel my plans since I need to walk to the club

I had a cool outfit planned too :(

I want mozzarella sticks so bad

The big wet puppy eyes my grandpa just gave me when I said I was making naan and he said “garlic naan ??” With barely concealed excitement . Needless to say I added so much garlic to the naan

@anthropologist-on-the-loose