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My short story, His Fingers Dripped Like Wax, was just published in the latest issue of the journal ANMLY!

You can read it for free online here

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permanenteclipse

Fictional country: average fantasy

Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre

Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city

Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application

Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of

#geography #queugene tooms

sirgavvainet

Based on a Wallace and Gromit screenshot I saw

#bg3 #queugene tooms

justcatposts

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower

(via)

hottiewitabloggie

they’re? just? sitting there ???

ladycavalier

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

socialistexan

crtter

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.

#cats #queugene tooms

exemiin

companions

#bg3 #queugene tooms

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un-monstre

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

#food #queugene tooms

battlefem-deactivated20170404

you wanna see some badass shit from the early 20th century?? The Lumière brothers created the first full color photograph… in fucking 1903! So these dudes dyed potatoes (in red, blue, and green), mashed them down into just pure fuckin’ starch, and used these dyed potato starches as filters to block out/let in certain wavelengths of light. They coated one side of a glass plate with the starches and sensitized the other side with a mixture of gelatin and light sensitive materials (silver nitrate) and loaded these plates in their cameras.. This is a really simple explanation of the process and I may have missed some things A few of my favorite autochrome photos:

itsoldjohn

that last one is literally a LOOK

cassiocantdrink

yes!

but lets not forget sergei prokudin-gorskiy, who developed a similar process in 1902, published in 1903 and then toured russia to take hundreds of color photographs:

AND the guy developed color slide processing as well. as a person fairly familiar with modern b/w processing at home, but never EVER stepping into color (negatives or slides) territory, i’d say, BAMF to the highest degree.

petermorwood

Here are a few more Prokudin-Gorskiy / Gorskii shots, and a reminder once again that these aren’t recently colourised BW images but original colour photos taken about 120 years ago. Many colourised pics don’t look this good. Some modern colour pics don’t look this good (as I know all too well. “Delete image Y/N? Y!”)

This is Leo Tolstoy, author of “War and Peace” and “Anna Karenina”.

Alim Khan, Emir of Bukhara…

…and his Minister of the Interior.

A Type B-15 steam locomotive…

Another of those peasant girls with guest-gifts of berries…

The Church of St John the Baptist at Staraya Ladoga…

…and a Sergei Prokudin-Gorskiy self-portrait.

Unlike some current selfies ;-> he’s not dominating the image, so here’s a closer shot.

Nice hat…

#photography #russia #queugene tooms

Tomorrow is my twice-yearly trip to see my nephrologist in Baltimore. I have to wake up at 5:45am to get there on time.

Which means I got a Baja Blast to keep me going, because nothing says 5:45am like Mountain Dew

#I'm sure my doctor LOVES that i drink that before seeing him (sarcasm)#i drank some last time and he asked me why my heart was beating so fast during the exam lol #i only drink mountain dew for long early or late drives so I'm properly alert #textual abominations

prunsel

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

computationalcalculator

#dogs #queugene tooms

Guinea Pig Update

Gingerbread had her FIRST EVER (to my knowledge) watermelon slice! She LOOOOOOVVVEED it.

Razzle-Dazzle has had watermelon before, but this is the first of the season and she is a tiny (and now rather soggy) watermelon FIEND.

#I say 'to my knowledge' because Gingerbread was a stray I got from a shelter so I do not know her history #guinea pigs #gingerbread's house #give em the old razzle dazzle #my pets

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blossomandivy

#guinea pig #queugene tooms

digitalgawdess

Stack 😍

#sinners #sinners movie #blood tw #queugene tooms

Penelope got laser therapy today

#Penelope the pup #dog #labrador #my pets

guineapiggies

Via guineapigs_ap

#guinea pig #queugene tooms

weenwem

Tired Zevlor

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realanimalfacts

1. A dog is full of joy

#PENELOPE #dog #queugene tooms

mapsontheweb

Maximum PDF document size supported by Adobe Acrobat.

15 million inches by 15 million inches, to be precise.

by Udzu

galaxywarp

Can’t stop thinking about this 236 mile long theoretical PDF. Talked about it on the phone with my friend earlier. PDF longer than the country of Belgium. Forbidden yet technically fully supported 236 mile long PDF. I’m obsessed.

#pdf #queugene tooms

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