Resident Vampire Capybara

You can read it for free online here

She'd run over to me and ask to be petted, get pet for a bit, then ZOOM and then come back to me and want to be pet some more, and this happened for like five whole minutes (a huge amount in guinea pig time)

*fends off the paparazzi and lowers my sunglasses conspiratorially* Way back in the days of the tumblr frontier my friend made a Dark Bargain at the crossroads and secured this username for me.

but I really think I need to skip and return to the prologue of the thing I'm working on (prologue needs to be in poetic format while rest of the piece is prose and I don't feel like writing poetry right now) and this is meeting with stout resistance from uh myself