Resident Vampire Capybara

when youre nice to me this is who youre being nice to *picture of an evil dracula*

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

update: they are settling the bet by googling whether or not it's possible for a person to deliberately break their own arm. narratively this is a letdown but I suppose in other ways it's for the best

look upon my sons and despair

Confess something you've thought about me on anon

I was about to get ready to go to the goth club and then it started to thunderstorm... while that IS very goth weather, it does unfortunately cancel my plans since I need to walk to the club

I had a cool outfit planned too :(