Resident Vampire Capybara

The disposable aluminum bodies they put on monsters trucks are kind of like lingerie if you think about it... Thin, decorative more than functional, meant to come off... We all know wrestling is theatre, but Monster Jam is burlesque.

how do we get them to stop doing that

they also blink and move btw in case anyone was wondering if it could get worse

the greatest of gatsbies

@mu-mimama

one of my kids broke his leg so his favorite recess activity now that kicking balls over the fence is off the table has been hangman, except we call it frankenstein because my teacher doesnt like calling it hangman, and its all good until he wants to take over and be the frankmaster, because a game of frankenstein (hangman) run by a kindergartner who cant spell and doesnt know all his letters is a crapshoot, except for the fact that every single time without fail his phrase is "dog eats," but he doesnt know how to spell "eats" so that part is different every time, but if he realizes youve caught on that the phrase is Dog Eats theres a 50% chance he will start improvising, and its in gods hands from there on out

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

the hounds of tindalos isnt like the most thought provoking or best written short story but it is still probably my favorite piece of classic cosmic horror and the titular hounds themselves are definitely my favorite eldritch creatures. imagine a dog that lives on the other side of the ends of time and its full of an evil thats not actually evil so much as the calculable absence of everything that makes people good and because of that the presence of humans drives it into a mad ravenous frenzy and it moves by being made of sacred geometry and going wherever angles are. and its alive but its not alive. it lacks all the essential biological qualities of something living. its going to make you not alive too. it even secretes a weird blue slime.

I go off my meds (planned) and immediately start looking up tattoo artists

Also its 1am on a worknight