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my favourite ever literary trope is “you want me to be a villain? i’ll show you a villain” that shit gives me goosebumps and given the right context also turns me on

i hope all the horror blogs that keep reblogging this post know it was about regina george in the mean girls musical

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

Come get your commemorative 'I rebloged this the year New Year's was on Monday' award!

i knew life turned to shit when i stopped seeing the tuesday again? no problem dog every week

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post

nothing more special than the parasocial relationship between you and your friend’s cat

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

the way bella played ellie having a crush on riley and that queer/sapphic longing was fucking BEAUTIFUL and heartbreaking and everything i could possibly ask for :’) they are bringing everything to ellie

there have been a lot of (canonly) unexplained moments on various television shows i’ve watched over my years being alive, but the one that haunts me the most is definitely quinn fabray asking rachel berry “when you were singing that song, you were singing it to finn and only finn, right?” and then holding back tears when rachel hugs her. what was up with that? what was. what was that. what WAS that?????????