working on it

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

wait. willow’s mom is neglectful to the point that she doesn’t notice willow cut her hair for weeks/months yet when we’re first introduced to willow she’s wearing something her mother picked out. do you think part of the reason she wears clothes her mom picks out despite them being somewhat juvenile is because it’s one of the very few ways she feels like her mom is paying attention and cares

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

Thank goodness that justice is being served, and the companies that stole from every American family to the tune of tens or hundreds of dollars are being forced to pay less than one cent per person they affected!

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

i want to go to everywhere and see everything. 0 dollars please

theres probably types of rocks ive never seen before on other continents. styles of architecture we dont have where i live. i've never seen a volcano before i've never been to a rainforest. i want to go to the mariana trench. at least 10 years of human history and ive only gotten to see tiny remnants of it in person. i want to meet the humble snow mountain robin. is the pacific ocean a different color than the atlantic? what about the indian and arctic and antarctic oceans? theres 8 billion people on earth and i have not met very many of them. i want to see everything in the world

i want to see everything in the world and i cant because among other reasons its expensive and not physically possible and sometimes its rude to show up places and poke around and sometimes im just not allowed to (snow mountain robin i respect your hyperspecific range of certain mountain peaks in a restricted area in indonesia. but youre so so so cute. i wish i could deliver this message to you. i love you.) i want to see the midnight sun in the arctic circle and the different angles of the moon at different latitudes i want to see the trees in the tropics and subtropics i want to see the desert wildlife i want to see all the mountains and canyons i want to see the varying architecture of different regions and i especially want to see the birds everywhere and i CAAANNNTTTT!!!!!!! :(

Official Post of Massachusetts

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY