working on it

i want to go to everywhere and see everything. 0 dollars please

theres probably types of rocks ive never seen before on other continents. styles of architecture we dont have where i live. i've never seen a volcano before i've never been to a rainforest. i want to go to the mariana trench. at least 10 years of human history and ive only gotten to see tiny remnants of it in person. i want to meet the humble snow mountain robin. is the pacific ocean a different color than the atlantic? what about the indian and arctic and antarctic oceans? theres 8 billion people on earth and i have not met very many of them. i want to see everything in the world

i want to see everything in the world and i cant because among other reasons its expensive and not physically possible and sometimes its rude to show up places and poke around and sometimes im just not allowed to (snow mountain robin i respect your hyperspecific range of certain mountain peaks in a restricted area in indonesia. but youre so so so cute. i wish i could deliver this message to you. i love you.) i want to see the midnight sun in the arctic circle and the different angles of the moon at different latitudes i want to see the trees in the tropics and subtropics i want to see the desert wildlife i want to see all the mountains and canyons i want to see the varying architecture of different regions and i especially want to see the birds everywhere and i CAAANNNTTTT!!!!!!! :(

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did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

And you know, for young writers, this has got to be so detrimental just from the perspective of opening your document and seeing a million corrections that, frankly, don't need to be there. If you're a young writer you're likely not going to have the background knowledge to know what is and isn't a good suggestion, you're just going to see a document that makes it look like you made every mistake possible so clearly you must be a terrible, stupid writer and should just give up.

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

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i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

is Travis gay as well or is he oblivious to her awesome and undeniable subversions of heterosexual marriage. just so I can get a grasp on the situation and all

Travis is not part of this

girl with a uniform fetish who gets really horny for women who are wearing lanyards but are otherwise dressed normally

i need to make it clear to everyone misreading this that the girl is attracted to the lanyard and only the lanyard - that singular item takes an otherwise normal t shirt and jeans outfit and transforms it into a work uniform