yeah— well— my FACE is flushing

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead

tell someone you aren’t working or studying and feel them try not to ask ‘so why are you allowed to be alive’

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

I’m getting ads telling me to replace live porch flowers with plastic ones because the plastic ones don’t die and buddy I can tell you from personal experience that those flowers will fade until they look like they’ve achieved a new kind of death

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

Apparently Ewen Montagu had a whole shelf in his home of all the different translations of his book and also had the oar from a boat used in the operation just chilling in the house?