yeah— well— my FACE is flushing

pokemon is about siccing your dog on a creature that is intrinsically, biologically, a baby mime

pokemon is about an act your dog can perform on someone else’s dog, which sports announcers and scientists alike are calling “gunk shot”

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

we talk about how cis people are just handed a gender and accept it without thought but I think what we fail to mention is that the same happens with sexuality

this extends beyond the bounds of simple heterosexuality. it's also about being told that you enjoy skinny white cis women with button noses and straight hair and no stretch marks and no cellulite etc. lotta gay people never let go of that one!

​this is such classic tumblr I'm surprised it has less then 50k notes

does anyone want to read arthur conan doyle's micah clarke with meeeeee <- they have just discovered the existence of micah clarke and are weirdly excited about it

Im a fempath it’s like empath but i only care about women