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3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh
0 ours of sleep = waouw š¼š¼š¼š¼š

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.
I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he āregularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,ā I have a strong spiritual connection with him.
I fucking love him
i can imagine this guyās voice very clearly in my head but i couldnāt put a name to itĀ
He also jabs racists in the eye!
I love the justice grandpa of fists
Iām very lucky to own a book thatās a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.
He was a enjoyable cuss who didnāt care for war mongering.
Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!
He certainly didnāt like selfish husbands and fathers!
Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs werenāt safe.
He said fuck the police!
He absolutely didnāt like people ruining little things for kids.
He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.
He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.
You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. Heād right that wrong real quick!
And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.
Everett Truth Coming Out Of His Well to Shame Mankind
A HERO <3
one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"
the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.
ābe gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!ā ass website

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"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."
Pride month vest project, a patch a day #29: Wheat But Not Bread, Fruit But Not Wine
As my friend Julian puts it, only half winkingly: "God blessed me by making me transsexual for the same reason God made wheat but not bread and fruit but not wine, so that humanity might share in the act of creation."
-- Daniel Mallory Ortberg
This has been driving me insane because this quote is so incredibly Jewish but every time I saw it was completely divorced from Judaism in the version applying it to 'transsexual'.
The original concept that humans complete the act of creation by making bread from wheat is from the Talmud! And the specific "wheat but not bread, grapes but not wine" phrasing is from Jewish theologian Abraham Heschel but it is missing "clay but not bricks".
And among trans Jews the sentiment was already popular before I ever started seeing this specific phrasing so I knew, knew, knew a Jew and likely a trans Jew was involved.
As it happens, Ortberg's friend Julian is Jewish and they have strongly negative feelings about the way the quote has been removed from the context of their life as someone trans and Jewish. They used to have a thread up on xwitter about it but have since made their account private and only have a very terse FAQ online from which you can glean the treatment they likely received when being more open about their Jewishness, relationship to transness, and the interaction of both.
I've always thought there was something extremely Jewish about that quote! I had no idea that Julian is Jewish.
āOf course weāre in love, thatās why i tried to shoot youā āif you really loved me you wouldnāt have missedā is such a raw ass line you would think it comes from Goncharov (1973) and you would be right
I try not to fall into the "I never liked their work anyway" ditch when an artist/creator reveals themself to be a terrible person
BUT
a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."

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you verb noun?
You verb noun? You verb noun like the comparison? Oh!! Punishment for title! Punishment for amount of time!!!!
You deconstruct meme? You deconstruct meme into its base parts? Oh!! Explanation for readers! Explanation for one thousand reblogs!!!!
Miette, the gift that keeps on giving.
You gift Miette?
Book 77 and 78 ā ā were copies of Courage [it couldnāt come at a worse time] by @veilofimag. I was immediately totally captured by this story and absolutely had to bind it. Then it ended up on my bench for months because real life š®āšØ but we got there and USPS came through and everything is delivered so I can share!! I am SO happy with how this marbled paper inlay worked out on the cover and how smooth the vinyl lays on the Japanese bookcloth. And, of course, with the fic inside. Everyone go read Shane actually getting to make up his own mind and choose Ilya on purpose.
this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play
free my girl she did all that and thatās what makes her such a compellingly complex character. thatās her essence
Fear not the author who predates a scene with āCONTENT WARNING: dehumanization, medical torture, gore, angst, hurt/no comfort, lack of bodily autonomy, and needlesā. Because that will just be a mild angst scene at most with a lab back drop. But DO fear the author who says ālotssss of gore in this one guysā with no further elaboration.

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Minotaur is not a species
TheĀ Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.
hang on i gotta google something
I am so sorry.
When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas