mighty mighty gnome priest

Not For Puppies

Ned Sherrin: So you're responsible for Emma Thompson and Tony Slattery as well?

Hugh Laurie [jokingly]: I just gave them a little nudge, you know, they just wanted a little help, a little advice, and, erm, I was always happy to -- my door was always open.

Ned Sherrin: Why were you in this privileged position?

Hugh Laurie: Well I was -- I happened to be -- er, President, erm, or as they would now say "Chief Executive Officer" of the Footlights Club in Cambridge, and um, you know, these were, these were my chicks, as it were.

Stephen Fry [lightly]: He's always been bisexual.

what if you'd just reached your first cincinnati open final since a devastating loss in 2023 and u had to play your BIGGEST RIVAL (who just denied u your wimbledon title defence) in a FOURTH consecutive final. but then he retires in the first set with a FEVER after losing FIVE GAMES in a row. and afterwards u hug him and touch him on the shoulders so many times it starts getting KINDA WEIRD. and although you finally win the title it doesn't feel like an actual win and the trophy ceremony is super SAD and AWKWARD. and also it's MONDAY. unfortunately my friend carlos alcaraz has some experience with this

"Madame, if I were a man, I couldn't hold the mirror".

Alan Davies: "His Cock."

[KLAXSONS BLARING]

[SCREEN FLASHING THE WORDS "HIS COCK"]

[IMAGE OF A GENIE]

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

[SANDI HUGS ALAN]