Is Baba Yaga a girlboss?

Some of y’all need to read less game of thrones and more tamora pierce

I truly had no idea this would pick up so much traction but i’m glad to know we’re all in the same boat of living out unrealistic fantasy scenarios re: intimacy and home ownership

me, sobbing: And they had game night with friends and everyone took turns hosting and everyone was okay.

omg everyone was okay

This is so important.

The real joke is that she’s the one finding it, not the government.

She purposely does this, y’all. I have been fascinated by her for years and she has purposely crafted this and people reacting like this is her intention. She is a master. Like, how many country artists can get away with openly being a queer ally and funding AIDS research and COVID research and all this other stuff and yet still I defy you to find a person–no matter how conservative–who will say anything worse than ‘she’s trashy’ to you–but it can’t even insult her because she says she’s trashy!! She is so good at this y’all. A master at the whole concept of reclaiming and owning one’s image. All hail Dolly.

An American icon. A hero.

An orc wrote this.

An orc who knows how to treat a lady

Ophelia Coming Out Of Her River To Shame Hamlet

Ophelia Coming Out Of Her River To Straight Up Murder Hamlet

Ophelia Aggressively Introducing Hamlet To Her River

That’s the most 2020 word I’ve ever seen

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

Wait no this is the wrong dystopian future we were meant to be gay outlaws in a nuclear desert

give it a few weeks

king arthur was supposed to rise when the worlds need was greatest so. wakey wakey! someone knock on his tomb or something

i need a himbo

i’m holding out for a himbo til the end of the night

He’s gotta be strong. And he’s gotta be fast. And he’s gotta be dumb and polite

i think we need to stop focusing on telling little girls they need to be “empowered” & instead teach them about chaotic mirth, hijinks, & becoming complete rascals

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

Can haz snackytreat

The Lady of the Lake is pretty chill. Her cousin, the Witch of the Waterfall, is a little less sociable.

You get a sword but you won’t like where

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

Bog mummy take the wheel