5! (It's 5, But Excited)

let me eat oats out of your hands i promise i'll be niceys this time

i was lying. fingers fingers fingers fingers fingers fin-

might drive my chevy to the levy. it better not be dry tho

you guys won't fucking believe this

always some kind of fucking temperature

Soup is for cups people vs. soup is for bowls people: FIGHT

How about soup is for plate?

Everyone on this website is completely unhinged

imagine killing a dude, opening his wallet and knowing you will never be safe again

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

I hope Robert and Barbara Wire are in a happy and committed relationship.

Do you think two girls could on purpose kissed?

It would be tricky but I it could be tbe done

Working tirelessly in the lab to figure it out