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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@tenaciouszombiearcher

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The experiment's double blind protocol ended up being extra rigorous because I can't remember which colour pill was the placebo.
It's either
a cat sucking on a bong
Or
A suckling pig in an upright smoker with mini shoes on
The handsome Omar Sharif 🌹
He was an Egyptian actor who began his career in the early 1950s and has been described as "the first Egyptian and Arab to conquer Hollywood”!
Sharif’s career encompassed over 100 films spanning 50 years!
I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.
but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs
@otiksimr
you and your beasts.
me and my beasts.
@cinemamind

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"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!
aw i found the sequel!! ;U;
A actual fucking hero dude
I’m tempted to say, “Not all heroes wear capes,” but I get the impression this Fine Fellow probably owns more than one.
You all love the JLA interacting with the Bat Family so how about the Bat Kids meeting the JLA for the first time?
Dick: Hi 😊
Barry: So that's a... kid
Bruce: He's my protege.
Clark, floating over: Hi 😊
Dick: Oh my god, it's Superman 😭😭😭 Batman, it's Superman
Clark, tears brimming in his eyes as he hugs Dick: A baby
Hal: Jeez, what the hell? did you knock up some one nightstand, Bats? The hell is that thing? Where's it's mom?
Dick: She fell-
Hal: I bet that's what she said.
Dick: -from a trapeze... She died
Hal:
Clark: *hugging Dick tighter, eyes glowing at Hal*
Diana, squishing Jason's face: This one has the squishiest face.
Jason, almost in tears: I love you Wonder Woman
Diana, whispering: I would die for you.
Clark: *scuffing his shoes because this Robin hasn't even looked over at him*
Tim: Hi I'm... Robin?
Oliver: You don't sound sure.
Tim, deepening his voice: I'm Robin.
Oliver, who knows his friend lost a kid and this kid is helping him through it: Yes you are. Do you want an Oreo, dear?
Stephanie, hands on hips: I am Robin.
Hal: But you're a girl?
Diana:
Dinah:
Shiera:
Kara:
Carol:
Tatsu:
Zatanna:
The Entire Nation of Themyscira: so you have chosen death.
Damian: I am Robin, son of the Bat.
Hal: That's cute but -
Damian: Silence, worm.
Barry: *chuckling*
Damian: You too.
Clark: Now, wait a minute, Robin-
Damian: *opening his pocket where there is an eerie green glow*
Clark:
Arthur, arriving with a jar: Sorry I'm late, I just-
Damian: is that... Is that a seahorse?
Arthur: um, yes, buddy. He's just feeling under the weather.
Damian: Is it environmental? Perhaps he has a virus? Can I help?
Arthur: Environmental, poor guy got some oil on him. He will he fine. I'm taking him home later. Do you want to hold the jar while I sit in on this meeting?
Damian: *grabby hands*
Arthur: He's a nice boy.
JLA:
Damian, whispering to the jar: I will avenge you, Bucephelus.
Bruce, holding Cass's hand: This is my daughter. Yes, she was an assassin and yes, she is rehabilitated. You will treat her with respect.
Cass: *tugging Bruce's hand*
Bruce: *leaning down*
Cass:
Bruce: She loves your hairslide, Dinah.
Dinah: Thanks.
Cass: 😊
Barbara, seated at the JLA meeting table: I'm covering for Batman. He's busy with Gotham business. He would like to-
Guy Gardener: Sorry but who the fuck gives you the right to-
Babs, not even looking up: You're talking a lot of shit for somebody who doesn't know where Iowa was.
Guy: How did you-?
Babs: I'm Oracle. Now, unless you have something worthy to contribute I would exercise that willpower and shut the fuck up.
Wally: Get his ass, Babs.
Babs: Wally, I know what you searched on your phone last night. You're in no position to laugh. Or judge. Frankly, I was disturbed.
Wally:
Babs: Now, as I was saying-
Barry: You're not a Robin?
Duke: No, I'm The Signal.
Clark: He's a meta. He glows.
Arthur:
Barry:
Dinah:
J'onn:
Zatanna:
Victor:
Billy:
Diana:
JLA: ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
With my birthday soon, thinkin about the passage of time.
Comic artist StupidTwink said it well "it does suck we dont have enough actual old women to call trans elders that we have to resort to using it on women who are not yet middle-aged"
it came to me in a vision
Been thinking about hot rod horseshoe crab all day
My ultimate goal was to make and paint it in real life. Thank you all for believing in me!

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TAG GAME ❗️❗️❗️
Mine
....I don't mind
I'll tag @rasin-c00ldude @bonnie181987 @latinumenthusiast @bubonichronic @hugoreyeswife @pepsicanzonthefloor @elliotmustd1e @fuckin8alien @frerardisreal666 @goatcutter @rowenrefugee @psycocilybe @enora-elk-kirkton @vierraz @whotfisflight and anyone else who want
Option 1: including OCs
Ew. This is a bug (a 2ft tall one at that 😬). Plus I'm a het guy.
Option 2: not including OCs
SON OF A FU- /ref
So yeah. Puma from the Lion King. Another guy, another animal, another shortass (/aff). No thanks.
@s incoming
@ajithink @echothevessel @grandexcessivecoremode @ihavenocluewhatiwanttobecalled @ipaddres @jaithink @unnamed-fusion + open @s
can I like… not…
im too aroace for this shit
(/pos)
its madeline celeste winning at life
oh wait tags
@tanyindrawsandgames @andro-m3da @mantis-sisters-of-battle @lionacuty @floohy @partialpablo
Huh. Guess I have a garden now. Neat.
@actualmastergrimm @apothecaryofdigitalis @zora-thesidecharacter @diverdrivedown @duckofmisfortuneoffical @grandexcessivecoremode
And anyone else who wants to join in.
Fuck yesss open tags
this is what i get for downloading images beforehand
open tags + @auxins-insanities
i guess i’m in a polyamorous relationship now
@2ofspadesssss @spacedout925 @helixmoment + open tags
was about to say i was in a relationship with myself (thats my sona) until i realized ten 17776 was there (how did i not notice her bruh)
so
hell yeah my beautiful ten i am very pleased with this
This art by the amazing @yzeebzics btw :DDDD
so uhh them and uh @mercymermaid as well if you'd like? and open tags
kill me now i guess? i get karnak but i get my choice of twinknak vs oldnak.. guess we're doing oldnak? he'd probably spend our marriage hinting ominously at my death (a kindness compared to outright saying it) and lamenting about old man pains. also he's canonically dead so i'd be marrying a broken animatronic. okay then
@mysticalgiraffe @itskandykane @ogshtinker (tragic if it's not mike) @polswiss @helio-ii @gggggravel (and @yzeebzics again) !!!!! sorry if i forgot you i have a lot of moots on this hellsite.,,.,..,,
LMAO JACKPOT I GOT GRACE
@m0m3ntary47 @dougiedc3 YOUR TURN
WOO MAMA LIFE IS TURNING UP I GUESS😭
literally who do i even tag lets see uhhhhhhhhhh @hcat15 @twotime86 I CHOSE YOU GO GO GO
ERM ...
GUYS 😭 I'M NORMAL I SWEAR @mercywashere
Plz don't come for me
Anyways I tag @nyxorni67 @cuphead030 @insufferablewhore @csepelcurry @yourlocalavian
@justzenn17 @jesse-the-star @turtlefirefly @brightgoat @burtrubber
YAY I LOVE HENCHMAN
@maxtheweirdo1812 @cups-terr @unstableautonomy @peachykipp @drunkendicez
Ok. I'm fine with this honestly
@randalcandal @confusedeldritch @alex-the-bard @lesmond-sycamore @aurorazepic
Perfect, no notes.
@macawthestarwing @captaincreative @swolfcantdraw
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
@stargazin-on-mars @poyoyaki @freezedom @gamegem92
I mean, it's alright like (/ref)
@pantaloons152 @juice-ity @emmmochi @smal5504 @makithewizard @that-theaterkid @exams-will-make-me-cry @easterartist @mist-the-husky-mix and open tags cuz I kinda forgot blog names.....
Thanks for the tag Freeze ^^
I would rather be with Fold, but she's fine as well. Poor silly is so traumatized (and I guess she's about to ragequit uno lol)
Tagging: @eventide-paradox @izafetess @slipperychip @viennflowerclass @adeafad @jakejavu-offical @lilatheglitchybunny @hardal201 @haruhikiomori @invader-rewa @insightfulillustrator @tarrblariathemess @nabitodexart @vermillion20064 @f-mariaa @stellaghost @milk-teaz-room @screwzara @pegz-and-rexy-offical @pers0n1ch @i-am-trashyy @matveytale @mraltruist @axelworlddw
I didn't count my ocs so uh this thing
Too old for me
Everyone is tagged
HECK YEAH I WON THE JACKPOT WITH THIS ONE (tbf it was lowkey rigged for me to win but whatever lol)
Everyone to ever exist is tagged
cough
literally me btw so its a win win dont mind the low quality picture, got it from an animation (that came out recently) that you can see here
1 ahh lucky prev
2
@theapocalypsesurvivor @imscaredoforeos
WELL THEN.
Fucking ALL OF THEM?! This was crazier than the last one ngl.
@moonlitmasque @theapocalypsesurvivor @starscream-condoner @ask-underwood @caustics-calamity
I am perfectly content with this.
@that0n3w1tch @intentionaldisaster @traitorday @lily-lovebraids @wasforcedtojoinyouheathans
Louise Brooks by Eugene Robert Richee, 1928. From Aure Bonmati Mondejar
The only way to clutch pearls
IT'S LOVE I'M AFTER (1937) — Dir. Archie Mayo
Damn girl
One of my Dr who pet peeves is when people talk about classic who like oh haha they had a shoestring budget and all the effects were tinfoil and bubblewrap, that's how doctor who is SUPPOSED to be, it doesn't need a budget! And it's like ok but classic who was made by professionals who worked very hard and often had good special effects ):<
People dunk on the tinfoil cybermen but like cmon these are complicated specially made costumes that were designed several times over the course of the 60s and they are good! Look at these guys they're great!
A lot of the actors trained on Shakespeare's full list of plays humour,drama,tragedy with only the words to bring in the audience
Many had been asked how they made tin foil monsters so scary they said words must be given weight so whatever you say must have weight
"My first language has a perfect saying for this, but it doesn't make sense in english :("
Say it anyway! You don't owe them perfect clarity. Be profoundly cryptic, speak in riddles, make them ponder what the fuck you meant by that. The anglos, like porridge, must sometimes be stirred, so they don't burn stuck on the bottom of the pot.
Ihmisiä pitää hämmentää, muuten ne palavat pohjaan
@elfspectations close, but no cigar! It's my favourite expression, which in finnish is a cooking pun. The word "stir", as in stirring a soup/porridge/etc is also the word for "confuse", and "to burn to the bottom of the pan" is also used for a person experiencing burnout.
So "people must be stirred, or they'll burn to the bottom of the pot" can also be understood as "one must confuse people sometimes, so that they won't burn out (in life)."
official linguistics post

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As an ace this is the only time "you just haven't met the right person yet" has made me laugh lmaoooo
i dunno if this is meant to be against aroace people or not but it’s making me laugh :) -talan
Wait what