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lyrabelcquas

Sure, he was hundreds of years old, but could he swim?

Alina Starkov (via noahsjude)

dirty-handed

alternate ending for the grisha trilogy:

Mal dies and fucking STAYS DEAD. Alina marries Nikolai and becomes the greatest queen the world has ever seen

ivyandcarnation

How I find new songs:

By accidentally hearing them while watching videos of my OTP.

witchedwayss

“I like to have powerful enemies. Makes me feel important”

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unclench-urself

me, hearing Nikolai might get his own book:

The Darkling: In 20 years, I guarantee you, I will be Alina's second husband.

Alina: What happened to my first husband?

The Darkling: Nothing you can prove.

The Darkling: I'll be certain you hear it when I make her squeal.

Alina: ...

Mal: ...

Sturmhond: ...

The Darkling: Scream. I meant scream.

Sturmhond: idk still sounds sexual to me

the darkling: i like dropping hints i'm obsessed with alina

the darkling: i'm obsessed with alina

maderuart

i hate mal

hate mal

i hate mal

hate mal

i hate mal

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illunaria

[in a super important Ravkan meeting]

The King: The Second Army is far too intimidating compared to the First. We must rectify this.

The Darkling: And what, exactly, do you have in mind?

Nikolai: *leans forward* I have an idea where they can be both dangerous and…cute.

The Darkling: Cute?

The King: Go on, son. I trust in your decision.

[the following morning]

Nikolai: I’ve done it! Look outside!

The Second Army:

snarkydarkling

Similarities Between the Darkling and Nikolai:

hella sexy

momma’s boy

unknown biological father

lives in a palace

i_just_cant_wait_to_be_king.mp3

wants what’s best for their country

drives like a maniac

has killed people

knows how to use his sword ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

has a fake persona for political reasons

dramatic af

loves popping outta nowhere to save/ruin the day

leads an army

charismatic to their followers

thirsty for alina starkov

mentor to alina starkov

kisses alina starkov

gets rejected by alina starkov goddammit alina why

physically incapable of containing sass, inneundo, or snark

obsessed with cultivating an AestheticTM

will glady shit over mal given the slightest opportunity

the-black-heretic

I 👏 will 👏 never 👏 get 👏 over 👏 Aleksander 👏

darkling: wow, the stars are beautiful tonight

alina: yeah they are

darkling: you know who else is beautiful?

alina: *blushes* who?

darkling: freaking nikolai, goddamn him

The Darkling: My great great great fuck up of an ancestor build this shadow fold and destroyed Ravka. I want to undo his mistakes. Power drove him mad.

Alina: Wow your ancestor seems like a huge dick

The Darkling: ok fiRST OF ALL EXCUSE YOU-

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thekiingofscars

date a boy who can’t sit still. date a boy who’s a mechanical genius. date a boy who respects your autonomy. date a boy who will always support you. date a boy with an asshole older brother. date a boy who fed a rival captain’s fingers to his dog. date a boy who is the Ravkan king. date nikolai lantsov.

dregs-of-the-barrel

it’s a shame alina didn’t choose the darkling in the end because can you imagine an absolute crack-headcanon scenario, in which inej and kaz meet darklina and are both super star-struck - inej because she’s meeting a saint and kaz because “hi, mr. darkling, i’m kaz brekker. big fan, been following your work for a while.”

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