i need to go outside more

Vincent Afton is truly the character ever he's gay he's immortal he was raised by nuns he was purple for a while but is not The Purple Guy he's married to a phone who is not The Phone Guy his brother is a child murderer he helped his brother pretend to be from Texas he's mentally connected to his brother through their ahoge he presented his criminal record as a resume he's officiated fifty gay marriages he calls people with his phone husband's head he got shot in the neck and went home like "hey" he got married in a bright rainbow suit he flirted with his husband at a funeral his brother told him he was gonna use him as a test subject and he was like "reawwy (´；ω；｀)" he was framed for murder he truly is the character of all time

autism is actually so funny i started watching another play through of fnaf security breach last night and i’ve just spent the last 20 minutes repeating Glamrock Chica’s voice lines. I’ve been trying to do school work whilst saying “Gregoryyyyy, who wants candy? Gregoryyyyy, Gregoryyyyy, your family is looking for you, Gregoryyyyy” in a shitty high pitched american accent

update : i said it too much and now my silly cat thinks her name is Gregory

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

this is a checkpoint, please stop and collect your factory assigned gender, thanks!

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what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

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