Put Sayaka Miki in the frilly dress to impede her heroic activities

[Talking to my princess faildaughter after I caught her making pathetic puppy eyes at the maid] Life isn't a swagophile post bitch. You’re getting married to a dude named Gunther

if you lose interest in a trans woman when you find out she has a vagina then die

we're not sex toys we're people 👍

oh noooo you can't fit her into the "tranny shemale futanari dickgirl" sexual archetype OR the "pure, Natural cis woman crafted by god" sexual archetype? you have to respect her as a person rather than as a sex object? fuuuuck that must be really hard for you I'm sorry

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

copycat little sister…

little sister who looks up to it and wants to be just like it

Theres just no need for self insert isekais or chosen one OCs ever

Wont say theyre anti-art. But they are anti-story.

^v^

I do think having a snakegirl to squeeze me would be a fundamentally life-changing experience. It'd probably fix my back pain, might even end global warming.

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

unemployed girl is a species of creature that needs twelve hours sleep every day and six to eight hours of cuddles and maybe something else

#can the unemployed girl please do things that the unemployed girl can't do by definition. please. please. please do things that you can't actually do