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next year’s met gala theme should be glee. as in the show glee.

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Seven paces away, Yan Shang said, “I wish to borrow something from Master Zheng, then I’ll end this topic and proceed according to the Princess’s instructions.”
Master Zheng’s expression softened slightly as he asked, “What do you wish to borrow?”
Yan Shang’s robes fluttered like clouds; standing in the wind, pure as jade and orchids, he said with perfect courtesy, “I wish to borrow the head from your shoulders—”
Before anyone could react, he reached out and grabbed a crossbow from a stunned guard beside him. Before everyone’s eyes, Yan Shang aimed the crossbow at Master Zheng and fired with a “bang.”
OH MY GOD
I think this is my very favourite part
remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight
The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed
I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.
sick of men, i wanna see more women bloody and pathetic and whimpering NOW!!!!!!!!!! make that girl wipe blood off her face!!!!!!!!!!

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Tigers Sniff the Rose makes me think of The Marquis is Innocent (The Prisoner of Beauty) in terms of adaptability because the sex scenes aren't just numerous, I feel like they are structural. So much of the relationship development is done during sex scenes because Mu Wanyao's trust in Yan Shang is demonstrated by how much she allows him to do and how they interact with each other in bed is very dependent on how well their relationship is going.
Also, it's in character sex and a bunch of it is bad, which is great. And it includes negotiation about their boundaries and relationship. Anyway, here is a list of all the steamy scenes for science (so many!):
Ch 16 - kiss on the cheek Ch 18 - kiss in carriage Ch 33 - touching palm Ch 36 - attempting to seduce Ch 42 - aphrodisiac save (unconscious) Ch 48 - pinned-down kiss panic Ch 54 - comes for sex, scared by marriage, just kissing Ch 59 - prison hand-job Ch 70 - never satisfied conversation and aftermath Ch 81 - very poetic blowjob Ch 93 - first sex Ch 98 - carriage sex Ch 105 - make-up cunnilingus Ch 112 - bad reunion sex Ch 118 - never see you again carriage make-out Ch 123 - porridge make-out (they are both engaged, scandal!) Ch 128 - make-out of disguise Ch 129 - late night conversation and hand-job Ch 132/133 - aphrodisiac sex Ch 134 - in the study Ch 136 - mostly hugging but this is when Yan Shang can see again Ch 138 - wedding night Ch 150 - bath/jealousy sex Ch 151 - painting flowers Ch 157 - fooling around while talking about babies Ch 167 - last sex scene, post war reunion
Extra 2 - worst wedding night ever Extra 4 - also bad sex Extra 7 - yay they finally figured it out!
My beloved sent me gold and I wanted to share it.
The Imperial Physician, long accustomed to being threatened by these royal children, simply bowed and agreed.
Tigers Sniff the Rose
You have to imagine it just gets tiresome at some point. "Yes, yes. Death if I fail and whatnot, as if it isn't the 14th time this week."
Power was so intoxicating that Mu Wanyao, having just begun to show her potential, was already captivated and wanted more power. This path—she had chosen correctly, and she would walk it even more firmly. Mu Wanyao’s eyes grew cold and determined—
Tigers Sniff the Rose
I support her ruthless accumulation of power
Mu Wan Yao glanced over—the red official robe indicated a fourth or fifth-rank official. The man had a stern expression, his brows tightly knit as if perpetually frowning, and his features bore some resemblance to the youthful Wei Shu... Mu Wan Yao said, "From the Wei family?"
The other nodded. "Wei Kai pays his respects to Your Highness."
Mu Wan Yao replied, "Never heard of you."
listen, i get why people wouldn’t like her character. she’s a bitch and a bit of a chaos gremlin. i love her.

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bucky has a disability??
he doesn’t have an arm.
happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website
The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes
adult backpack wearers of the world unite
i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature
this has rendered me speechless
"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

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Happy Independence Day!
Cdrama hero having his guts pulled out by the enemy: stiff upper lip, not a wince, still has the strength to fight half an army.
Cdrama hero when the Female Lead is gingerly applying medicine to that one cut on his back: trembling lips, coughing up blood, about to faint.