THE GOOD PLACE 1.03 — Tahani Al Jamil
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THE GOOD PLACE 1.03 — Tahani Al Jamil

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i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.
What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?
It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.
My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂
unfortunately very true. Doing Better does not always mean never being upset or never being triggered or never having trouble. often Doing Better means experiencing those things and being able to keep going/cope healthily/move on. if you’re in a bubble with no sensation, if you’re numbing yourself out, that’s not what recovering really is. it won’t help you have a happier life it’ll just make your world smaller and smaller until you can’t fit anywhere anymore. gotta learn to make peace with the hard stuff too, that’s the only way to keep going
So vicious.
Such eyes.

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VERONICA MARS (2004-2019) 1.03 — “Meet John Smith”
just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom
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Arthur Diehl (British, 1870 - 1929) - Cathedral at Night
people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
The older this post gets the funnier it becomes
My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.
that’s how fucked up our world is now
Re your tags on that Odyssey post... Speaking as a classicist no longer in academia who hasn't yet seen the film (so take my views with a pinch of salt): I agree that not all publicity is good publicity, but mostly classicists spend their time fighting off accusations of elitism and irrelevance (and fascist tendencies, depending on your circles) and desperately begging for their courses not to be cut. A major filmmaker adapting a seminal text so that everyone is talking about Homer and how it is relevant in the modern world actually IS a good thing, even if the film gets everything wrong. There will be an increase in numbers of students signing up to study Classical Civilisation A Level (where studying one of the Homeric epics is a core component of the course) because of the film and its success and the conversation generated by it, I can almost guarantee it. Parents will hear Christopher Nolan talking about the universal themes of the Odyssey and might be more willing to let their kid do Latin GCSE. Education departments might see Classics as something a bit more current and desirable. I don't know. It might happen. I have one kid this year writing his EPQ (a long essay based project) on why we still care so much about the Trojan War. Very topical!
But on another level, I feel much more comfortable with a terrible interpretation of The Odyssey (if it is, idk, not seen it yet) than I do of, say, Jane Austen for two reasons. Firstly, I'm not convinced we've ever had a good film adaptation of Homer! Like, as classicists we are very used to absolutely terrible, complete dogshit films. Remember when Troy had Menelaus killed off and made Achilles and Patroclus cousins? Mad times! Still watch it every year with my classes and we analyse the choices made. Secondly, I feel very aware that the myths in the Homeric epics have always been moveable from earliest antiquity. There were many epics about the Trojan War which didn't survive and probably interpreted the events and characters totally differently. There was no one correct canon, as it were. The Iliad and Odyssey solidified some things but not totally. Achilles' heel isn't even a thing in the Iliad and that's a major component of 'Achilles lore'. The Tragedians did whatever the hell they liked. Ajax has PTSD. Helen was in Egypt the whole time. Iphigenia was saved from sacrifice. And then we have Virgil! So while I am sure I will have some Opinions on choices Nolan has made in adapting the text of The Odyssey (the book by Homer, whoever they were), I think classicists are pretty good at not being precious about the myths themselves and find continual adaptation and reinterpretation very interesting. Not to mention that reception studies is VERY big in Classics atm and those academics have just got a whole load more new material to work on!
This turned out longer than expected but hope it's helpful! :)
I really appreciate your sharing this at length! And the fact that adaptations actually lead to increased numbers of students signing up for your subjects is wonderful.
I hope it's clear that I also find adaptation and reinterpretation very interesting. And I think that, like classicists, medievalists are professionally experienced in not being precious about our subject... and developing a high tolerance for shitty films. (I do distinctly remember that moment in Troy.) I just wish that there were more/any popular medieval-ish films interested in saying things other than: Look at How Shitty Everything Was!!! For instance, I think that the idea of a film about the 1381 uprising is really interesting. But the film that will be released later this year is about a fictitious version of medieval England in which The King Is The Law, not the (more interesting!) reality in which late medieval peasants were well-educated enough about the law to protest the ways in which they were being oppressed by its use and misuse. The oppression and the outrage were real! And they took place in a system of extensive bureaucracy, not a system of The King Does Whatever. This turned into a specific tangent, but it's illustrative of the patterns that too often result in me facing classrooms of students resentful that some bitch (me) is teaching a version of medieval history that has nothing to do with their latest video game. That's not universal, of course. But I do feel that it makes my job harder.

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I was thinking about how I have grown to value mandatory voting over a system that allows allegedly more freedom. Because in country, mandatory voting means I just have to send in a ballot. It can be empty or filled with the write in ballot "pickle farts" if I want.
If I go to the voting station all I have to do is get my name checked off. I don't have to vote if I don't want to.
But it means it is much more difficult for the government to try and suppress voters. Because voters have a legal obligation to go to the polls, so you can't restrict them or try tactics to dissuade them.
Voting polls are open long hours with access to food and water being a fairly standard staple. You don't need any form of ID, you have to be given time to go vote in work hours without penalty if you cannot do it after work hours.
Every now and then a politician tries some small way of voter suppression but it isn't as easy. And so I have learned to appreciate it.
But when I googled, out of curiosity, if the USA had ever had anything like that I was met with a barrage of websites talking about freedom and justice and the absolute liberty of Americans. I thought an eagle was going to bust out of the screen.
Going through some of these I noticed they were think tanks connected to billionaires, one of them was funded and created by the Koch brothers.
Gotta love how often the American "freedom" is actually used as a way to further deny actual freedoms, both linguistically and politically.
"It was just a joke!"
Sure. It also wasn't very funny and it bombed. And now you have to deal with that.
"You can't even tell a joke anymore!?"
You can and you did. And people can react to it. Here we are.
“I’m being SILENCED”
Damn I wish you were but here I am, still hearing you
Having a national platform but not being unanimously adored == censorship.
All these years watching Gilmore Girls and I still want to know what a British woman is doing in the DAR
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Illustration for “Imitation Of Spenser” by John Keats
I won't publish the ask (they asked me not to), but I thought I'd still answer it publicly!
no, royalties are not a significant source of income for most authors. if you wrote something like Project Hail Mary, then absolutely, the royalties would be substantial! but that's like winning the lottery. Ryan Gosling is not starring in the movie adaption of most books.
when you sell a book to a publisher, you get what's called 'an advance against royalties'. it's usually split into multiple parts, so you might get one third for the initial sale, one third for the final revised manuscript, and one third on the publishing date.
an advance against royalties is the publisher saying "we believe you will eventually make X amount in royalties, so here it is ahead of time." and then you don't actually see any money from royalties until the advance is paid off. most books do not make enough in royalties to pay off the advance (I have two children's books and one fiction book, and have yet to see royalties for any of them).
advances are still great, but you need to make them stretch! for instance, last year my net income was about 30k Canadian (21k USD), which is fantastic when you consider that I mostly made it through writing. but I'm definitely not a millionaire. I can live off my writing (not trying to undersell that!) but I'll probably remain in a low income bracket for the foreseeable future.
this isn't meant to discourage anyone from seeking out writing as a career! however, there is a reason that many authors have alternate jobs with writing on the side. or, you know, rich spouses.
this isn't me making a fuss about pirating (I've pirated way too many shows to run my mouth on that lmao), but there IS actually a financial incentive to having people buy your books!
buying books shows the publisher that they can make money off you, which means they're more likely to give you advances for future books. and advances are what authors live off (if they don't have a side job). that's why I always push pre-orders so hard! you have to be a racehorse worth betting on, or else they send you to the glue factory....
if I can offer one alternative to pirating: asking your library to stock the book also helps authors, and doesn't cost anything. the only downside is the patience required.
OOPS yes, @stjohnstarling makes a good point! everything I'm saying is from the perspective of traditional publishing, but it's a very different game if you're a self-published author
I will also add that this is why pre-orders can make a HUGE difference to authors - because if there's enough hype, publishers can pull more levers to build that momentum and reach more readers to help authors earn out their advance faster.
Trad publishing contracts person here to co-sign everything in this post. If you want to support an author you really like but are broke as hell, then you can buy their book when it's discounted, buy it used, borrow it from a friend, or use the library. The first step as an author is to get your book read, not to get it bought. The important thing for you as a reader is to spread the word about how good the book is so the publisher knows the audience is there even if sales aren't spectacular. Piracy of books, especially books from small/indie publishers, means the publisher will print fewer copies of their next book, and sometimes if it's an ongoing series the next books in the series will be canceled, either to be replaced by a book with a different premise or they'll cancel the contract for the next books entirely. The "hack" where you buy the ebook or audiobook and then return it for a credit also takes money directly out of the author's pocket since those payment/royalty systems are set up differently than if you were to buy a book from a bookstore and return it. In that situation the bookstore absorbs that loss, but returning the ebook means the money gets clawed back from the author's advance or royalties and they'll have to earn that back.
Pre-orders and Amazon/Goodreads reviews are used as a gauge by publishers to predict how many copies they are likely to sell and therefore how many copies they want to print. They want to sell most of what they print rather than print too many and end up with a bunch of copies no one wants that they'll have to pay to store or sell at a huge discount or recycle, which is what happens to unsold books. Most publishers have a limited amount of money and manpower to dedicate to any particular book, so if there's a book building up a lot of buzz, that'll give them reason to put their resources towards promoting that book to get a better return on their investment. If the publisher can't make money off a book or author they'll dump them.
Generally, every aspect of the publishing and book industries, including writers, agents, publishing employees, librarians, and booksellers are overworked and underpaid. Unless you're Stephen King or already famous, you don't make money off of books. We do it for sheer love of the game.
Use your library! Publishers have a whole department dedicated to selling their books to libraries and the author gets part of those sales. Increasing circulation of library resources means the libraries can make a better case to get more money from the government to buy more books that you want to read and they're a place to hang out for free. Libraries are the best gift humanity gave itself, use yours as often as possible.

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