you're evil like a hobbit

When a book is bad, oh well, the failed artistry of one rube, maybe co-authors. But when a movie is bad, and you consider the military-like scale of production, man-hours, the money involved: you must understand, it feels like I’ve been at war with the world for 29 years.

#when a book is bad you can be like. wow what a fascinating insight into One Guy's personal issues#when a movie is bad it's like. hundreds of people thousands of hours and millions of dollars were marshalled to make this thing#and it Completely Sucks (@specialagentartemis)

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

as a regular donor to Gaza Soup Kitchen I get their email updates, and they said today that while they've continued to be able to expand, donations are slowing down as Gaza gets less coverage. If you have a few dollars to spare, I encourage you to send them here to continue the amazing work that Hani and his team are doing.

fandomification and shipping is fucking up how some of yall consume media and i mean it

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

I know I'm some years late to the party but wow. Tsar mirnatius guy of all time. Naomi novik really said, what if howl movingcastle but x10 times more pathetic and what if calcifer but evil

#mirnatius was so pathetic and completely resigned to his fate#never in his wildest dreams would he have imagined anybody might save him#especially since in a very real sense he did not think anybody COULD save him#and probably also didn't think anybody should save him - though he still wanted to be saved#and lo and behold someone did. and that moment was sooooo - via @parkersgeorg

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

If anything bad happens to me or I lose contact with you, please remember that I begged you to donate, even a small amount, or to share my post. I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and doesn't support me with a single word or a small donation, and ignores me.

I write these words with tears in my eyes, watching my nephew suffer so much, unable to get up. He has been in excruciating pain and has had repeated fainting spells over the past week due to severe anemia. I cannot afford all the medications he needs because of their high prices. All I wish is that he doesn't faint again, so I implore you to support me and help me buy his medications as soon as possible. Please donate.

Guys, we still need €550 for the surgery. The Tumblr account I was using to collect donations has been banned—I don't know why. Please don't let me down; please donate. The surgery was supposed to take place tomorrow. Please, please donate. 💔😭

Oh God, oh God, time is running out fast. There are only 9 hours left until the surgery, and we still need 500 euros. Everyone keeps ignoring me completely. I swear my heart aches; I can't bear this. Please help me, don't leave me alone. Please donate, please donate. 😭💔

We still need your help, everyone. Please, please don't let us down—please donate. I don't want to lose my nephew; I beg you, please donate. 💔😭

Please, please—we still need your help to get my nephew the surgery he needs. Please don't let us down. I can't sleep; I really can't. I keep wondering if I’ll be able to get the operation done for my nephew. Please, I don't want to lose him. Please donate! 😭💔