you're evil like a hobbit

and are death and the maiden perhaps looking for a third

Do those two fictional characters with an age gap really have a "parent-child relationship", or are you just uncomfortable admitting that any other kind of close relationship between two people of different ages exists?

avengers doomsday trailer is so fucking embarrassing bro it's like watching an aging celebrity try to relive their greatest hits

it's so rote now... ooooh here's 72 actors you recognize making shocked faces at a greenscreen. ominous narration to let you know that this is definitely the scariest thing we've ever had to fight. we wheeled Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan out of the retirement home to fag it up again. are you entertained. are you reaching for your wallets yet.

I've never seen anything more soulless in my life tbh. I've never wanted to see a movie crash and burn more. let it be dead so marvel studios can get on with being a spirit halloween already.

Doctor says I got the depression from a lavender bush growing outside my house. Yep. The smell drifting in through open windows in the summer heat made me melancholy. [reacting to everyone's incredulousness and getting defensive and aggressive] I'm telling you that's what he fucking SAID. He said scents can bring about a mournfulness in the soul. No. He said there's nothing to be done about it now

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

absolute cunt serves absolutely

no?

if hunter biden or rupaul tweeted this you'd be all over it

bitch this IS the journal factory

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app