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you know when you get frustrated and cut your hair? that’s me rn but i’m threatening to delete large chunks of my dissertation and my supervisor is like “put the scissors backspace key down!”

#phd adventures

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manny-jacinto

TOM HOLLAND GQ Magazine (2026)

#tom holland

king-carnivore

what really fucks me up about watching the truman show in 2025 is how it's not fictional. truman is fictional, but the truman show isn't.

there's thousands of truman shows. you find them on youtube, tiktok, instagram... family and mommy vloggers, sad beige moms and now the trend of neglectful moms showing the "reality" of parenting. all of them using their kids for entertainment. each child their own truman; living a life manufactured by their parents, a camera watching their every moment, broadcasted for the entire world to see.

king-carnivore

tbh, i didn't even think about that when i made my post and holy shit you're so fucking right

#the truman show #social media #can we please get some legislation against this

bententeren

ok so. so we’re just. not reading now. wow ok. ok!!! booktok says we should remove half of the fun from reading!!! wow!!! (i found this in a video and apparently it’s not just this person doing it. it’s. quite a few of them. just to make that clear.)

#person in the notes saying 30 books a year is one book a month: think again

fitzchocos

#save me james…….#james fitzjames #the terror

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taylorswift

It’s a *Toy* Story 🤠

You knew it! My new original song “I Knew It, I Knew You” for Disney and Pixar’s Toy Story 5 will be yours on June 5th. I’ve always dreamed of getting to write for these characters who I’ve adored since I was a 5 year old kid watching the first Toy Story movie. I fell instantly in love with Toy Story 5 when I was lucky enough to see it in its early stages, and I wrote this song as soon as I got home from the screening. Sometimes you just know, right?

You can pre-order now exclusively on my site and catch Toy Story 5 in theaters June 19th ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

#sure why not #i expect it to be a slay #taylor swift #toy story #disney

how am i supposed to do my JOB when i’m scared to send an email

#😩#john shouts into the void

rocktheholygrail

Hannibal (2013-2015)

#hannibal #hannigram

jerreeeeeee

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

jerreeeeeee

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 21 hours

#my fellow alchemist #tumblr polls

Who tf is Dan Howell 💀

i know you don’t watch youtube, but you might be familiar with dan and phil of youtube fame? it’s that dan. he made a comment on their podcast about how cats are unfeeling and don’t care about you, and it became a bit of a scandal in the fandom lol that’s what i was referring to

#asks

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derinthescarletpescatarian

tsivi

I’m sorry

cats: horrifying and unpredictable. claws. hates you and people find that charming? my human family already dislikes me why would I want a pet that does too.

dogs: 100 pound freight train love missile whose obsessed with you and may eat an intruder as a little treat.

I will stick to my 2 love missiles who scream at me when I don’t give them enough attention thank you I know where their loyalties lie. I know they like me.

Also their claws aren’t scary.

I think if you asked me “man or bear” about sleeping in a room with a cat I’d have to think about it.

tsivi

Just to piss off the cat people more,

I think this whole “cats are big on consent” thing is weird as fuck and applying human morals to animals, the same way it’s weird to call carnivorous predators “evil”. You are pushing human morality onto animals once again and that’s still weird.

All animals have personal boundaries. And yet nothing else behaves like cats do.

Sheep are often compared to cats for their aloofness and skittishness but fuck man I’ll take a headbut to claws any day. And i have hedbutted far less times than I’ve been clawed at and hissed at.

tsivi

Cat owners truly think they’re an oppressed class god damn you’re insufferable

derinthescarletpescatarian

... oppressed class? What are you talking about? Nobody has said anything remotely like that?

Everyone is just fairly directly and sensibly correcting you. I'm sorry but you're just factually wrong on so many points. If anyone is insufferable I'd say it's probably the person opening posts with "Just to piss off the cat people more,"

hempseeeeds

"I want a pet that is 100% guaranteed to Like me even If I'm a bit inconsiderate about its needs but Not malevolently abusive, and 90% likely to express its affection in the exact way that I Like, which is loud and overdemonstrative and clumsy" is a decent, albeit selfish and short-sighted, reason to get a Dog rather than a Cat. "Cats behave unpredictably and the mechanics of how their claws Work are scary and they don't even Like people" is objectively untrue all around, and therefore Not a good reason for anything.

robotginkgo

ferallindsay

dogs have claws? dogs have claws. i have a scar on my arm from a dog being friendly. because its claws accidentally scratched me. because they have claws.

#tsivi is dan howell’s alt account lol #i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again #dog people give dogs a bad name

extervus

horny frenchman voice: tonight I will be jacqueing off to a porneaux

#funny

sacredwhores

Ingmar Bergman - Winter Light (1963)

#nattvardsgästerna #winter light #ingmar bergman #movies

petaltexturedskies

Margaret Atwood, Alias Grace

#🫠#quotes

theinkbleeds

Taylor Swift, All Too Well

#taylor swift #lyrics

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a few weeks ago i was looking for some specific messages so i was reading through me and my best friend’s conversations from six years ago, and it just made me so fucking sad…. i did not realise how much i had changed. i’ve become such a bitter and jaded person and i struggle to find beauty in anything. i knew that. but actually seeing the person i was before was like a kick in the gut. i can’t stop thinking about it.

#personal

danieletramet

#edvin ryding #omar rudberg

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