gay lol

[image description: a painting that mimics "the girl with the pearl earring" except her head is replaced by a giant pearl and in the spot where the pearl would be is a tiny version of her head (without earring). /end ID]

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

Once you start saying shit like yay and yippee you really never can go back

She let me hit because of my childlike wonder and joie de vivre

I think if your worldview relies on the unquestioned assumption that most people suck you're like. how do I put this kindly. philosophically you've maybe never moved past the mindset of a socially uncomfortable seventh grader.

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

I think some of y'all would really benefit from learning the scope of power of various political offices.

Are you trying to tell me my local schoolboard doesn't have the ability to declare a unilateral ceasefire with iran?

If they try hard enough and are pure of heart... still no.

we kill the bat man