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The rhyme "Liar Liar Pants On Fire” was inspired by the English Inquisition, where the pants of heretics were lit aflame. The same inquisition also spawned the phrase, “Thief Thief Impaled On A Barbed Spike,” which is less known because it does not rhyme.

People know that the whole "don't portray [harmful action] because viewers might recreate it" thing is a rule for children's shows right? It's supposed to be shit like "don't show peppa pig playing with fire so we don't get sued if a kid watches it and burns their house down." Not like, fanfiction for adults.

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

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happy birthday america. just one bite of hamburger would begin to degrade my body. much respect

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

"it's ok to show (x) in fiction as long as the bad guy gets punished!" the bad guy doesn't have to get punished. in fact the bad guy can win altogether. the bad guy can entirely get away with it. hope this helps

and this part might make some people's head explode but: characters can be written to forgive things you personally wouldn't ever forgive. not everything is written as what you'd perceive to be the right choice. not everything is a self-insert & protagonists don't have to be relatable.

her eyes sparkled in the sunlight like the back of a pacific rim dvd

his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it

And to tear down the feeble corpse of God! Every kid and adult wants that also!

no offense but reading is literally the cure to brain rot and there’s no work around to reading books