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job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?
job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

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man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great
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👑 kingofengland
questing literally sucks. i miss my wife
🛡️lance.du.lac
me too :(
👑 kingofengland
??????
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🔑seneschal-kay
PLEASE stop signing up for tournaments under fake names. im so serious. if we get any more of these we are literally going to call off the games this upcoming whitsuntide. and this includes lancelot. there are no exceptions. i will throw you out if you give me a fake name. i don’t care who your dad is. i will kill you
🕶️fair.unknown Follow
hi
🔑seneschal-kay
BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU
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🧪 tristan-from-cornwall
lancelot i know this is you
#your obsession with me is getting embarrassing #also she is literally also named iseult so i dont see what the problem is
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🧥la-cote-male-taile
wait guys im actually really confused about sir mordred lmao. is he arthur’s nephew or his son
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tbh not sure you’re going to love the answer to this one
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🛡️lance.du.lac
hey guys! just an update since i know i’ve been gone for a while! i’ve just been taking some time to myself just to relax in the woods and i feel a lot better now. i’m done being insane and on my way back to camelot :)
🛡️lance.du.lac
insane again
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🧚♀️morgan-le-fae
what should i send to my brother next
cape that will set him on fire
horn that tells him wife is cheating on him
#tbh cape that sets people on fire is a favorite of mine #but also the gwencelot stuff is pissing me off #especially because lancelot keeps vagueblogging about it #as if everyone doesnt know what’s going on
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#personal #my husband has been missing for like 2 days and i think he is cheating on me #i havent really wanted to come to terms with this because it just sucks but i dont really know what other explanation there could be #:(
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spotted on west grounds of camelot castle 03:47 4/26/1066
(submitted by @ bedivere77)
👑kingofengland
anyone want to go hunt this with me??
#have been having kind of a rough week but maybe hunting will lift my spirits #also a package just arrived for me so thats exciting!!!!
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❤️queen.guinevere
just so you guys all know, there is someone sending people random anons pretending to be me but it’s not me who sent it!! so if you get anything weird that seems like it's from me in the next few days it's probably not. sorry and i hope this gets figured out soon!!
💔false.guinevere
>:)
❤️queen.guinevere
wtf
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does anyone else think beaumains or whatever his name is looks super familiar
🛡️lance.du.lac
dude i think he's your brother
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ohhhh yeah that would actually make so much sense. on an unrelated note does anyone think fair unknown looks super familiar
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courtly love is actually such a joke. the queen does not care about you lmfao. get a life
👑kingofengland
:(
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i am so sorry my lord this post was not about you
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🗡️per.ce.val
on the grail quest and i think galahad just died???
🐗sir-bors
on the bright side we did find the grail!
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so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle
*snrrt* *rrrrt* "hrrrrrrrrr...."
i didn't know a cat's nose could do that

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This whole series is so goddamn funny
there are a NUMBER of folktale Woman-Creatures like selkies who exist to make the inherently coercive nature of heterosexual marriage explicit and to externalize male anxiety about how if your wife had actual autonomy she very well might disappear and you might never fucking hear from her again
which is a FASCINATING category of Woman-Creature imo
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The rhyme "Liar Liar Pants On Fire” was inspired by the English Inquisition, where the pants of heretics were lit aflame. The same inquisition also spawned the phrase, “Thief Thief Impaled On A Barbed Spike,” which is less known because it does not rhyme.
People know that the whole "don't portray [harmful action] because viewers might recreate it" thing is a rule for children's shows right? It's supposed to be shit like "don't show peppa pig playing with fire so we don't get sued if a kid watches it and burns their house down." Not like, fanfiction for adults.
prev i hope u dont mind me sharing ur tags bc yeah this is an interesting add on

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PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) Dir. Joe Wright ↳ faceless
Kākāpō believes in you ☀
every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing
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happy birthday america. just one bite of hamburger would begin to degrade my body. much respect
such a beautiful, generous people

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i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”
"it's ok to show (x) in fiction as long as the bad guy gets punished!" the bad guy doesn't have to get punished. in fact the bad guy can win altogether. the bad guy can entirely get away with it. hope this helps
and this part might make some people's head explode but: characters can be written to forgive things you personally wouldn't ever forgive. not everything is written as what you'd perceive to be the right choice. not everything is a self-insert & protagonists don't have to be relatable.