be excellent to each other.

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

'being single sucks because youll be lonely' lame and untrue. 'being single sucks because a lot of groceries are portioned to make food for more than one person and you cant really take advantage of buying in bulk because it'll go bad before you use it all' this i cannot deny.

morning/night person is a false dichotomy because its impossible to have any energy at any point of the day

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

I’d call Sir Kay if the emergency is related to my house, Sir Galahad if the emergency is related to my health, Sir Galehaut if the emergency is financial, Sir Dinadan if the emergency is a breakup I just went through, Sir Palamedes if the emergency is some sort of beast and Sir Lancelot if I need someone killed gruesomely.