i just have a lot of feelings

Episode 1 started with Louis walking with a cane, Armand's eye gouged out, and Lestat explaining how his foray into rock and roll led to """consequential global catastrophes,""" and ended with Lestat having sex with his mother, so I think we can say the season's off to a strong start.

fav lestat word pronunciations in the season premiere: reddeet and lululemón.

sorry the fact that lestat went and bought halloween candy- and still went to give it out despite the fact he was in the middle of a breakdown- just for kids to show up at his door dressed like his dead daughter and two of his exes. absolutely killing me.

them being “TOI” and “MOI” them being me and you. them being you and me. you and me. me and you. fuckkkkk

imagine going to an auction for your “deceased” ex husband who is also placing bids on his own stuff because unaware to you he is in another body meanwhile you are using the same continuous bidding as foreplay with your second ex husband over the same shit that belonged to your first ex husband who your second ex husband was also obsessed with. this happened to my good friend louis de pointe du lac

i do love how Lestat is like "I NEVER had a fuckass bob! NEVER!"

I think it's funny how the marketing for tvl was like "the music is awesome! Rock star lestat" and then the first episode everyone, including lestat, is like "this shit is middling to bad"