i just have a lot of feelings

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

Daniel’s first line back being “The Cuntessa” vampirism really freed him to be the biggest bitch ever

Daniel’s first line back being “The Cuntessa” vampirism really freed him to be the biggest bitch ever

went to a clothing shop while picking up a laptop and they had to audacity to advertise larger sizes *online*. it is explicit policy to exclude me from their public store and relegate my shopping experience to my house. i want to kill

"plus size options available online" is also size discrimination actually. why am i not accommodated in a physical store

being a fan of something with like 30 total fans on tumblr is funny bc you get like 12 notes on a post and you're like wow the gang's all here

theyre gonna invent a secret eighth day of the week for hanging out with your mutuals and theyre all gonna all be free the whole day and then you get to have a sleepover and braid each other's hair

gonna be called mutuesday and you’re all invited